Zim's gonna start a riot

"I thought since your the princess you had to stay hidden?,"I asked.
"That's true,but my fathers organized a small army of soldiers to guard the perimeter.
That's cool,have you ever been to any other parades?
"No,this is the first time.I guess my fathers decided to let me go now since its a special occasion."I thought for a quick moment and said,"Blink,do you think its possible that you could be the guest of honor?"
"I don't know,why?"
"Well you are important to the Irkan empire,you've never been to a parade,but this one,and your dads are hosting a special occasion. Don't you think its a little...

Here be another failed attemp at a fanfic... =W=
Moral of da story: Zim and Dib die and their spirits live on in Gir.
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The alarm system woke Zim from his dream of destroying earth. He needed a nap from transfering all human knowledge into Gir. Gir ran in squeeling with fright, "Big laser make house go boom!" He was right. The Tallest decided to go ahead and destroy Zim. "Gir! To the basemeant!"
Meanwhile, Dib was trying to listen in on what all the fuss was about. Deciding it was safe, he walked in and made his way to the lab. Once he was there,...

Zim's POV

Stupid GIR!!!!
He ran off and now I have to find him.
I walked down the road with my umbrella. It was pouring. But how could GIR go out without protection?? Wouldent he like spark up or something?? I had no clue, but I WAS going to find that little robot.

Still Zim's POV.
GIR'S trail lead into a night club.
Great. JUST GREAT. I walked in, only to find myself lost in a crowd of people,lights,and loud music. UGH!!!! GIR!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!?!

Marribelle's POV

My brothers set up the 2 electric guitars.
We were supposed to play live today.
I wore a shirt that only went down to my belly. It was...

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, you know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure you don' need anything else?" said Zim. Positive?? Im fine. Said Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took Gir off her face.
What is that?! Said Merribelle.
A umm... dog. Said Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, said Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, said Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

By the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down next to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black suits that had little tails on the...

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist...