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Dib's pov

"Make yoursevles at home boys, and please try not to kill each other" she said

"He's the enemy" yelled Zim

"No, he's" I shot back

We glared at each other. Rose was digging in the closet.

"Stay away from her" Zim whispered

"I heared that" said Rose

"How?" asked Zim

"Witch rememeber"

"So, these attacks have they been the reasons you been moved around a lot?" I asked.

"Yes and No Dib drink this"

"Why"

"It will keep demons away from you"

"Ok"

Rose's pov

He drank it his eyes went cloudly.

"Ok, Dib you will forget everthing that has happened in the last past hour now go home and when you do you remember...
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posted by DMhello
Zim is in his lab working on something on a screen and GIR is stirring something in a big bowl and he stuffs it in an oven looking machine and he notices Zim
GIR: “what you doing, want some cake”
Zim: “no GIR I don`t want cake I'm busy working on the droids that will build the containment tank for Dib on Saturn remember”
GIR: “I really don’t” then GIR starts randomly pressing buttons “what this do what that do”
Zim: “no GIR stop you don’t know what you’re doing, stop you`ll over power the grid” then the power goes out and Zim gets a flashlight from his pak and looks...
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posted by scar_two
o.k. i finally have a new entry (yay) well ive improved on my writing so lets get to it,

so scar and raven ran through the corridors but stopped when they saw one perfectly healthy human. "h-hey will you s-save me, i h-have n-no idea what happened, but m-my head hurts and now i'm in a prison that is disturbing, they aren't even huma-, y-you are one of them. GET AWAY! you wont hurt me t-the bars, there indestructible! yah you cant hu-" CLINK! the bars slid up and then scar took a step forward and said "whatever filthy scum you are, i'm on your side, now get over here or ill" scar stopped because...
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posted by Purplesim123
Okami, the wolf
Okami, the wolf
Chapter one- Living, Just As Planned
POV Sid
    “Beep! Beep! Beep!” the sound of the dream-killing alarm clock in morning made the teen regret buying the annoying thing. Groaning, she turned away from the noise before she realized that this was the fourth time it went off. Heavy, brown eyes slitted open just to squint shut again as a hand rubbed them.

‘No, is it Monday already?’ With a groan, slowly rolled out of bed and changed into her default attire; a random T-shirt, flared jeans, all-star shoes, a light jacket and her purple metallic necklace; a little, sphere...
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posted by InvaderNeek01
The Massive is the flagship of the Irken Empire, and personal vessal to the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest. The Irkens, especially the Almighty Tallest, have a supreme love of food, mainly snacks, such as popcorn and donuts, which is probably why the Massive's sidepods are full of snacks, the Massive's one weakness, according to Lard Nar of the Resisty. The main chamber, where Almighty Tallest Red and Purple spend most of their time, is equipped with a large screen and a long distance communication system, which the numerous Invaders and Zim himself make use of. On Probing Day, an...
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posted by thetacoman
On The Massive, Gir was an unstoppable death machine, ya'know! GIR! yelled Zim's voice on Gir's frequency. Clear the teleporter bay of any resistance. I am going to set the Voot Cruiser to destroy the Massive's engines. YES, MY LORD! yelled Gir in response. Gir was programmed to do only Zim's bidding, and was in charge of all the GIR's on Earth. After Gir had cleared all of the resistance, he messaged Zim. Good Gir, said Zim. I shall board the Massive immediatly!

WARNING! WARNING! SNACK INTEGRITY DAMAGED!
OH NO! screamed Purple. IT CAN'T BE! Get ahold of yourself man! said Red while he slapped...
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posted by Irkans
(Nurses office)
Nurse:Whats the problem?

Raven: I bumped into an idiot and now my heads gonna burst!

Dib:"Hey!"

Raven: Well the truth hurts,doesn't it? Except I'm the one whose hurt.

Nurse:I'll get an ice pack,try not kill each other."

Raven: No promises.
Besides I'd be doing all the killing.

Nurse: (Walks away)
"They don't pay me enough for this job,she mumbles.

Dib:"What was that about?"
" I tried being nice to you and walked you to the nurse,and this is how you react?"

Raven: (Yawns)
"Hey dude could you be quiet?" Cant you see I'm trying to be depressed and bored?

Dib: Are you the only person you care...
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posted by Invader_K
Dib paced back and forth. "If I go on my spell drive, I'll look for something that can take me to Blink or something, will be perfect. But I only managed to take 122 free spells from the paranormal convention. What should I do Gaz?" Dib asked, his now irritated sister. "You should shut your mouth, that's what you should do." Gaz said, focusing on the GS5 that Blink had given her on her 13th birthday. "You and Blink were pretty close friends, huh?" Dib asked, looking at her GS5. "Yeah... WHY?" Gaz asked, looking pretty annoyed. "What did she say? Like talk about?" Dib asked, looking at his feet....
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posted by woowie
(Zim's POV)
She was tall. She had black hair. She obviously wasn't human. Sparky was her name, and she was purple, and furry... so furry... with beautiful, ocean blue eyes, and the sharpest nails. Her teeth- they were not teeth, they were fangs. Fangs that could probably rip someone apart. One bite, and it's all over.

Ms. Bitters put Sparky next to me. A couple minutes into class, I found a slip of paper on my desk. I opened it:

Hey.

I looked over at Sparky, and she smiled. I'm sure it was intended to be a friendly one, but it was everything but. Those fangs...

I didn't reply. She followed me around all day. I was glad when Skool let out. But everywhere I looked, I saw a strange creature, not Irken nor human.

When I returned to my base, I went down to my lab. I no sooner got there whe the doorbell rang. I commanded Gir to answer, and I got into my disguise. I then went to the first floor.

When I got there, I didn't like what I saw. Not one bit.
posted by FanBot
Zim walked to the High Skool, DIb right behind him. this made him uncomfortable so he stopped and made Dib trip, breaking his glasses. "oh no, dad's gonna kill me!" Dib flustered.

"maybe you should have gotten small plastic eye helpers, Dib human!" Zim laughed and walked on.

when they got to class, there teacher Ms.Sour was a bit sour as usual. "you're LATE, Dib." she scolded, completely ignoring Zim. Dib was about to say something when she put the "Dunce" hat on his head and pointed to the stool in the corner. she grumbled something and went to sit down. Zim tripped him with an evil smile....
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posted by zgfangrl
king: tie him up and bring me the monitor*guards bring out large screen and tie rocky to a chair*
rocky: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
king: watch! *turns on projector*
(the monitor shows the destruction of one planet for irk millions of aliens running and screaming as they were anilated)you see irk did this that was a planet of peaceful people they were willing to live in the irken society did irk let them no they didnt this is why bolderia wants to conquer irks planets because we let them live! irkens are monstrous creatures they kill or imprison every other living species cast off your diguise irken!...
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Millie, I doodled on her.
Millie, I doodled on her.
Zim came in...

"Thats what I was trying to tell you!"I said.
As the Tallest where talking to Zim, I just mouthed what there where going to say. Finaly they gave him Earth, but the Tallest wanted me to keep an eye on Zim, so they sent me with him.

"Great I get to go home!"I said.
"Home? But Irk is your home."Said the Red Tallest.
"Oh, yeah, Irk..."I said.

In the Voot cruser Gir sang the doom song, Zim drooled, and Millie, my new Sir bot was sing the doom song with Gir. Millie looked like Gir, but she was dark blue, with strips going across her head.I was getting board, so I sang with Millie and Gir....
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"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP YOU LAZY BUM!"

"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned by an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.

Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the...
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posted by nigahigarocks98
It was the dead of night. The galaxy was peaceful, quiet...stars twinkled. Saturn's rings sparkled. Everything was beautiful, until...WHOOSH!!! Tik Tok blasted in the background, as a dark blue ship zoomed past. The music faded with the ship...who could be in there? Me, Invader Sabre with my faithful companion, Spyke. "Are we there yet!?", he asked me; however I couldn't hear him over the deafening music. I loved Ke$ha's songs, but I hated talking over them. I turned it down. "What?", I asked. What was so important that I had to turn down my favorite song? Spyke suddenly looked sad. "Why'd...
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Zim: SPONGEBOB!
Spongebob: Wht!?!?
Zim: Nvm T_T
Rubii:Well Tht Was Weird
Patrick: Hii Rubiii HEy I Notice U Look Diffrent
Spongebob:I Know I Thought U Were A Mermaid With A
Black Tail!
Rubii: I Was But I Turned Into An Invader Zim
Character
Tak : I See Now My Juju Powers Are Tel..
Rubii: Plzz Dont Say it..It Annoys Me
Dib: *Dib Appears* Hey Guys Ive Been Trying To Attack The
Enemies And.....*Makes Dreamy Sigh At Rubii*
Who Is Tht?!?!?
Rubii: Oh Hii I'm Rubii
Zim:Yeah My Puny Fwend*Hits Her Head*
Rubii: ZIM!
Dib:Well She Is Cute
*bLush*
Rubii:Thanks I Think Ur Kinda Cute Too
Danny:Uhh Here Comes The Romance
Jimmy: I Agree With Danny T_T
Rubii:Srry Guys *Coughs*
Dib: Me *Coughs* Too
Jimmy: ok Then Lets Get Going
Spongebob: I Agree
Patrick: Me 2!!
Rubii:WhtEver
Zim: CURSE U HUMAN!!
Dib:ZIM! DOnt Talk To Her Like Tht
Zim:Ok Srry
Rubii: Tnx U ^////^
The End :))
posted by Solo28
Zim grabbing Gir
Zim grabbing Gir
ZIM'S ROOF/VOOT RUNNER CONTAINMENT

Gir: It starts this way, no it, um....It's this button

Gir pushes the ejecter button and he seat pushes Gir away, Gir screams.

Zim runs in.

Zim: GIR, IS THE VOOT READY YET

Gir: YES, Wait a minute.....no.

Zim rushes toward the Voot Runner and starts it up.

Zim: GET IN GIR

Gir: No

Zim grabs Gir by the ear of his Dog suit and throws him in the Voot.

The roof opens and The Voot Runner flies away into the destroyed city.

CITY

Zero and Z-9 are having the time of their lives setting more and more buildings on fire and blowing up more and more stuff.

Zero places a big flag down,...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
Poor Dana
Poor Dana
D.A.N.A:Maybe it's the things I say,
Maybe I should think before I speak
But I thought that I knew enough
To know myself and do what's right for me
And these walls I'm building now
You used to bring them down
The tears I'm crying out
You used to wipe away

[Chrous:]
I thought you said it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought you said I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn [x4]

Now maybe I have to choose between
what I want and what you think I need
Cause I'll always be a little girl
But even little girls still got to dream
Now it all feels like a fight
You were always on my side
But lonley...
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posted by InvaderCynder
I walked over to the ship and booted it up. "Thank you for activating project "TLALOCAN." the ship said. Cupcake got up and came over next to me.she was still in her costume."voice confirmation required." the machine hummed."Bambi" i spoke into the microphone."Confirmed." the machine dinged."Alice In Wonderland." Cupcake spoke into the mic."not recognized."it beeped."i meant to say Mulan!" she corrected herself."Confirmed." it dinged again."Cynder and Cupcake Confirmed. please set location." it told us. i was about to say "Irk" when something hit me and pined me up against a wall. it took...
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posted by InvaderCynder
*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: more of *sniff* you and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and you know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust you more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: YOU JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...
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"My plan will be to take over all human minds, then I will-" Kat noticed Gir looking up at her with that 'Waddya gonna do?' look. "BLOW UP THE PLANET!" BOOM! Gir exploded. "Are you supposed to do that!?" Kat asked when he reappeared. "Meow!" he said.

Kat thought on her plan some more, pacing back and fourth- despite the sharp pain in her broken foot. "Yes! I will make mind control chips!" she said. Unfortunately, Zim walked in at that exact moment. Kat blushed. "Oh, I mean-" She was interrupted by Gir:
"'Cuz we belon together now yeah,
forever united here somehow yeah,
you got a peice of me,
and honestly,
my life,
would suck,
without you..."

"Oh we were just singing my favorite song, Firefl-" She said. Gir corrected her, "My Life Would Suck Without You!" Zim grew madder, for he knew that she meant to take over the Earth, and although she knew she was dead meat, sge blushed harder.