Interviewer: So here we have.....
Me: Liam or William I prefer my Scottish name off duty....
Alec: Alec I'm the drummer....
John: I'm the second guitarest John.....
Adam: And I'm the first guitarest Adam....
Interviewer: So what are your thoughts on the iPad?
Me: The iPad eh? *bites lower lip*
Adam: The iPad is great, the iPad 2 was better......
Alec: But we're not entierly sure about the iPad 3.
John: Eeyup, we've had some problems with Internet refresh, and having to restart it a whole lot, but over all it's not a bad product.
Me: Yeah, we understand why Steve needed to make the iPad 3. Every one expects the technology in this this time to advance but not many people (like Green Day) Understand that. We saw their thoughts on the iPad and the way I see it, it's like Green Day going from rock to punk rock to pop rock an---
Adam: *starts laughing*
Me: What? What's funny
Adam: You said pop rock as in the candy.... *starts laughing again*
Alec: Oh boy.........
Me: Anywho they don't understand why Steve needed to uh, make the iPad.
Interviewer: So what are your thoughts on Green Day?
Me: We practically warship them.
Adam: Well I wouldn't say warship but we think highly of them.
John: Well yeah, we like their songs, but they kinda started wavering off a bit after....... What was it?
Alec: Like 18th century breakdown was it?
Me: No it was the album warning, it was right after Minority when their songs just made no sense what so ever.
Interviewer: So what do you think of My Little Pony?
All of us: What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Interviewer: You know what I said
Me: Uh could we change the subject?
John: Please, please could we Chang it?
Interviewer: Ok what do you think about president Obama?
Me: *gives stern look* In my opinion he is the worst president that we've had so far.
Adam: Yeah he just doesn't seem to understand that not every one can afford health care.
John: Yes I just hope that Romney wins because we have gotten deeper in debt with China.
Alec: And Obama just doesn't seem to want to pay it off.
Interviewer: So do you have any thoughts on One Direction?
Me: Yeah we got a few things for them... John?
John: They can f*** themselves up the a** with a cactus.
Adam: Yeah we can't stand thier music.
Alec: And pretty much worst of all, they stole Liam's name.
Me: All they sound like is chipmunks with British accents.
Interviewer: What about Jus-
Alec: Lemme stop you right there we already know what your going to ask.
Me: His music f***ing sucks their is no way anyone should like him, alas there are idiotic girls who do warship him. And I'm just thinking 'What the f***'
Interviewer: What do you think of the Twilight saga?
All of us:*gives irritated looks*
John: That writer needs to crawl in a hole and die.
Me: That book can't be that good.
Interviewer: Do you have any ex-girlfriends?
Me: Don't please don't ever bring it up
Adam: Yes never, next question.
Interviewer: So Liam I've noticed that you have a bandage on your jaw, could you shed som light on the subject?
Me: Sure I was walking under and aspen bridge and this huge pice of aspen came f-
Adam: *starts laughing*
Me: Adam stop f***ing laughing
Adam: You said-
Alec/John: Shut the f*** up!
Me: Falling at me and broke my jaw now it's nothing but a metal rod that replaces my lower right jaw n-
Adam: *pokes at my lower right jaw* Wow I can feel it.
Me: Adam stop please
Interviewer: Ok that's all the time we have hope you have a good day.
All of us: Bye.
Me: Liam or William I prefer my Scottish name off duty....
Alec: Alec I'm the drummer....
John: I'm the second guitarest John.....
Adam: And I'm the first guitarest Adam....
Interviewer: So what are your thoughts on the iPad?
Me: The iPad eh? *bites lower lip*
Adam: The iPad is great, the iPad 2 was better......
Alec: But we're not entierly sure about the iPad 3.
John: Eeyup, we've had some problems with Internet refresh, and having to restart it a whole lot, but over all it's not a bad product.
Me: Yeah, we understand why Steve needed to make the iPad 3. Every one expects the technology in this this time to advance but not many people (like Green Day) Understand that. We saw their thoughts on the iPad and the way I see it, it's like Green Day going from rock to punk rock to pop rock an---
Adam: *starts laughing*
Me: What? What's funny
Adam: You said pop rock as in the candy.... *starts laughing again*
Alec: Oh boy.........
Me: Anywho they don't understand why Steve needed to uh, make the iPad.
Interviewer: So what are your thoughts on Green Day?
Me: We practically warship them.
Adam: Well I wouldn't say warship but we think highly of them.
John: Well yeah, we like their songs, but they kinda started wavering off a bit after....... What was it?
Alec: Like 18th century breakdown was it?
Me: No it was the album warning, it was right after Minority when their songs just made no sense what so ever.
Interviewer: So what do you think of My Little Pony?
All of us: What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Interviewer: You know what I said
Me: Uh could we change the subject?
John: Please, please could we Chang it?
Interviewer: Ok what do you think about president Obama?
Me: *gives stern look* In my opinion he is the worst president that we've had so far.
Adam: Yeah he just doesn't seem to understand that not every one can afford health care.
John: Yes I just hope that Romney wins because we have gotten deeper in debt with China.
Alec: And Obama just doesn't seem to want to pay it off.
Interviewer: So do you have any thoughts on One Direction?
Me: Yeah we got a few things for them... John?
John: They can f*** themselves up the a** with a cactus.
Adam: Yeah we can't stand thier music.
Alec: And pretty much worst of all, they stole Liam's name.
Me: All they sound like is chipmunks with British accents.
Interviewer: What about Jus-
Alec: Lemme stop you right there we already know what your going to ask.
Me: His music f***ing sucks their is no way anyone should like him, alas there are idiotic girls who do warship him. And I'm just thinking 'What the f***'
Interviewer: What do you think of the Twilight saga?
All of us:*gives irritated looks*
John: That writer needs to crawl in a hole and die.
Me: That book can't be that good.
Interviewer: Do you have any ex-girlfriends?
Me: Don't please don't ever bring it up
Adam: Yes never, next question.
Interviewer: So Liam I've noticed that you have a bandage on your jaw, could you shed som light on the subject?
Me: Sure I was walking under and aspen bridge and this huge pice of aspen came f-
Adam: *starts laughing*
Me: Adam stop f***ing laughing
Adam: You said-
Alec/John: Shut the f*** up!
Me: Falling at me and broke my jaw now it's nothing but a metal rod that replaces my lower right jaw n-
Adam: *pokes at my lower right jaw* Wow I can feel it.
Me: Adam stop please
Interviewer: Ok that's all the time we have hope you have a good day.
All of us: Bye.