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Chapter 1: First day.
Rift: *asleep* What no, no, I didn't have anything to do with the oatmeal. 
Twilight: Rift get up.
Rift: School!!!!!
Twilight: What?
Rift: Oh, sorry Twi, dumb dreams.
Twilight: Would waffles help you?
Rift: You made waffles?
Twilight: Yep I know how much you like them.
Rift: *Hugs and kisses Twilight* Thank you, you're the best girlfriend ever.
In kitchen*
Rift's dad: Mornin Rift, miss Sparkle.
Rift: Mornin dad.
Twilight: Good morning Mr. Jones.
Rift's dad: Mr. Jones is my father, you can call me Jack.
Twilight: Ok, Jack.
Rift: I'm never gonna get use to hearing that.
Chapter 2: At school
Jack: Alright here you four go.
Sheila: Ahhh, my kingdom.
Big Mac: Can't.....breath.
Twilight: Oh my Celestia....
Rift: *cough* Really Sheila, you put on more than enough perfume.
Sheila: But I need to smell pretty.
Rift: You smell like the backside of a barn.
Big Mac: I can taste it.
Twilight: Next time don't pour the whole bottle on you.
Sheila: Yeah because I want to smell like you three.
Later....* 
Rift: See ya Twi. *kisses Twilight*
Twilight: Wait... Your not in the same classes as me?
Rift: We have gym together but that's about it I'm taking photography most of the day.
Twilight: Ok, see you later.
Big Mac: It better be worth this trouble.
Rift: Hey I told you Cheerilee is taking this class too.
In photography class*
Teacher: Hello everypony I'll be your teacher for this school year. I'm Mr. Weston, and before we start do any of you have questions.
Sheila: Ohhh, Ohhh, me, me. I have questions.
Mr. Weston: No pony, any pony?
Sheila: My hoof is up!! Can't you see it?!?!?
Mr. Weston: Yes you in front. * points at Rift*
Sheila: W-
Rift: Will this class go on for most of the day?
Mr. Weston: Yes, unless you have gym or lunch then you have the whole day out of class. You will need these. *holds up press passes* This is your ticket to stay out of class if you don't have it outside of this class then they'll have to change your schedule.
Chapter 3: Photographing
Big Mac: Ok, so we just need to take pictures for the year book?
Rift: Yep, so stop gawking, and start snapping.
Big Mac: What?
Rift: Start taking pictures.
Big Mac: Ohhh.
Rift: *walks past library and sees Twilight inside*
Big Mac: I'm going out on the school grounds.
Rift: Huh, oh yeah go ahead I'm going to do something first. *enters library*
Twilight: *reading history book*
Rift: *whispering* Hey Twi.
Twilight: *Whispering* Yes?
Rift: Smile.
Twilight: *looks up and smile's at Rift*
Rift: Perfect *takes picture* thanks Twili.
Twilight: Come here and read with me Rift.
Rift: *Kisses Twilight*
Twilight: So how is your day so far?
Rift: It's great. How's your's?
Twilight: Well, before you came in here; pretty bad.
Rift: Aww, how so?
Twilight: My teacher is really strict; he doesn't let us read when we finish early, he always issues detentions and warnings to people who don't need them. He almost gave me a detention because I was writting down notes in my note book and it so happened that it was next to the page that I drew "Twilight + Rift" in a heart......oops that was supposed to be personal.
Rift: No, it's ok Twi. In my locker I have that photo my mom took of us on our first date.
Twilight: Really?
Rift: Yeah, it's not the best one of you, but it's better than nothing. Oh, dang I gotta go. See you later Twi.
Twilight: Bye.
Chapter 4: Lunch
Trent: Here Sheila, take my seat.
Brendon: No, no, take my seat
Sheila: Boys, boys, boys, I'm going to sit next to my brother and his friends. 
Big Mac: Heads 12 o'clock.
Two-Bit: Well that gives me nine more hours.
Snake: *facehoof* He means look out Sheila's coming.
Sonic Dash: I'm off to find a new table.
Sheila: Heeyyyy guys how are you?
Rift: Why do you sit next to me and smell of dead skunk.
Sheila:I don't smell like dead skunk.
Rarity: Actually you do smell like some rotting thing.
Snake: I guess that there perfume you are wearing is starting to go bad.
Applejack: Now sugar that's not very nice. You smell very nice Sheila.
Sheila: At least somepony here is nice to me.
Twilight: Hi guys.
Rift: Hi Twili.
Two-Bit: Twilight.
Rarity: Hello Twilight.
Applejack: Howdy Twilight.
Big Mac: Howdy.
Snake: Afternoon.
Sonic Dash: Hi.
Chapter 5: After school on a Friday.
Rift: You guys ready for the ultimate video game marathon ever?
Twilight: *knocks on door*
Rift: I'll get it.
Snake: Hurry up dude.
Rift:*opens door* Oh hi, Twi. What can I do ya for?
Twilight: *crying* Rift, I lost the book you gave me for my birthday. I'm so sorry.
Rift: *hugs Twilight* It's ok, Twi.
Two-Bit: *over Rift's controller mic* Dude colts before mares. What ever happened to that
Rift: It's ok Twili, *kisses Twilight*
Twilight: No it's not, it's the only thing that I cherish more than anything.
Rift: Twi, it's ok really. I'm not mad.
Twilight: I'm really sorry for losing it. *still crying*
Rift: Hey snake start with out me I'm a little occupied right now. Shhhh, it's ok Twi.
Twilight: *hugs Rift* It was my favorite book.
Rift: Twi, come with me.
*in Rift's room*
Rift: I have the older one on my very large book shelf here..... Ah ha!!!! Here it is. It's a little beaten up but it's still good. I had it signed by the author and I want you to have it Twi.
Twilight: But Rift, I lost the newer copy of the one you got me. Do you really trust me with your older copy of it?
Rift: Twi this book means a lot to me and you mean a lot to me, I trust you with it. I am giving it to you as a gift and because I love to see you happy.
Twilight: But Rift, what if I--
Rift: Just calm down and take my book Twi.
Snake: Rift we need ya down here the other clan is terring us apart. Sonic, who has the flag? We don't have the... Oh jeez grenade!!!
Rift: Go on home Twi.
Twilight: Uh Rift, maby I could stay here for a bit.
Rift: Well, I'd have to ask Snake because we're in the middle of guys night right now.
Twilight: Oh.
Rift: But hey, I get to spend more time with my girlfriend.
Later....*
Two-Bit: *over cintroller mic* Only you, Rift, could ruin guys night with you girlfriend.
Rift: *into controller mic* You're only mad because Twilight kicked you and Sonic's rear harder than anypony else.
Sonic Dash: *through controller mic* To be fair I had something in my eye plus Rainbow Dash walked by me and her tail got in my way.
Twilight: Good luck next game guys. Hey Rift could you join me this time?
Rift: Snake?
Snake: I need to stretch anyway.
Rarity: *through Two-Bit's mic* Darling, I'm here.
Rift: Now whose ruining guys night?
Two-Bit: *over controller mic* Shut up. I'm in my room Rarity.
Eleven at night*
Rift: Guys I'm headed off to bed. And I got to take Twilight home so, see you tomarrow.
Twilight:Zzzzzzzzzzzz....
Rift: *Carrying Twilight home*
At Twilight's house*
Twilight: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Rift: *Put's Twilight in her bed and puts book on her night stand with a note on it* Good night Twi. *kisses Twilight's forehead*
Chapter 6: In the gym
Coach: Ok, listen up. Today we are playing dogeball. I'll choose the team captains. Jones, Harvard choose your teams.
Rift: Ok, uh Twilight.
Alex: Wade.
Rift: Two-Bit.
Alex: Allen.
Rift: Sonic Dash.
Alex: Josh.
Rift: Snake.
Alex: Wanda.
Rift: Rarity.
Alex: Sheila.
Rift: Applejack.
Alex: Penn.
Coach: Line up you ponies.
Rarity: Rift, this is completely pointless. I don't fight.
Applejack: Just pick up the ball with yer horn and throw it Rarity, it ain't rocket science.
Twilight: Uhhhh, I'm not sure how-
Coach: Begin!!!!
Later* 
Rift: Twi... *jumps in front of Twilight to intercept the ball.*
Twilight: Rift!!!! *gets angery*
After gym*
Twilight: Are you ok Rift?
Rift: Yeah. *smiles and shows a few babby teeth missing*
Two-Bit: You're missing some pearls there.
Rift: Shut it.
Twilight: Thanks for---
Sheila: What the hay Rift!!!! You don't turn on you sister like that!!!
Rift: To be fair I lost a few teeth because of you. And you where on the opposite team.
Twilight: Any way thank you for taking that ball for me.
Rift: Well what kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn't protect my girlfriend.
Twilight: A pretty lousy one... Come here Rift *kisses Rift*
Sonic Dash: Get a room you two.
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Chapter 1: Good news
Rift: *reading*
Fluttershy: *walks in from work* Whew, it was a busy day today. I'm home every one.
Rift: *hugs Fluttershy* How's you day?
Fluttershy: It was great. Where are the others?
Rift: They're playing in Calvin's room. *sits down on couch*
Fluttershy: So what would you like for dinner?
Rift: I'm not sure. How about Tacos?
Fluttershy: Ok, oh and I have some news I would like to share with you tonight.
Later that night...*
Rift: *taking off shirt* 
Fluttershy: Uh Rift, could you help me with my bra?
Rift: You need me to help you take it off?
Fluttershy: I can't reach the latch...
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