Although in all fairness, Joe is not the first Jonas Brother to step outside of the group. The true talent, Nick, was the first to do so. Joe, and his damaged ego, then started dropping hints he would be doing the same. And get this...he is penning his own tunes. Taylor Swift better watch out! So much for getting back at people by writing on bathroom stalls.
E! Online has the exclusive on this mind-blowing story, they were told, "He is working with various writers and producers on music and wants a more dangerous sound," along the lines of a "sexier Justin Timberlake" vibe.
Um, okay, now this is starting to ring of a joke! E! also reports there are rumblings of Joe wanting to redo his look (ah, duh), opting for a "T-shirt -and-leather jacket" ensemble as opposed to the suit-and-tie get-up the Jonas Brothers have been known to favor. Is he even old enough to remember John Travolta in Grease?
As if this news couldn't get any worse, an insider told E!, "The JoBros are here to stay." And that they are "absolutely not" breaking up. Ugh, all this means is that we'll have to endure even more of their tunes, shows, lunch boxes, t-shirts, keychains, blow-up dolls, etc. Oh joy...the teeny bopper revolution wages on. Next we'll hear Miley Cryus is joining the JoBros while continuing to pursue her solo career.
