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(At Michelle's house)
Stan: Wow, Michelle. First, you get hurt, and then you grow stronger and beat Carla in a fight! You really showed her who's boss.
Me: Yeah, it's a miracle now that my injuries are gone and done for.
Kenny: (muffled) Everyone's saying Michelle's a hero because she stood up to Carla, aren't you, Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Kenny. I also proved her wrong, underestimated her, and most likely, turned against her. If it weren't for you guys, I'd be dead now.
Cartman: True, but you're our best friend, Michelle. Why would you ever die? South Park would be different if you died.
Janay: I know. Kyle, can I talk to you for a sec?
Kyle: Sure Janay.
(Kyle and Janay walk to a corner near me, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman.)
Janay: You know, Kyle, I have a big crush on you and wanna go to the movies?
Kyle: Sure, Janay. We can double-date with Stan and Michelle if we ask them.
Janay: Sure.
Wendy: Hey Michelle?
Me: What, Wendy?
Wendy: Nice job on beating that fatass Carla yesterday. I was impressed with your martial-arts skills. Do you take a class?
Me: Yeah, I'm a black belt although I only did it in the beginning of 2006.
Wendy: Wow. See you later, Michelle.
Me: See you. (Wendy walks away with her mom and dad)
(next scene, the double-date)
Stan: I can't believe Janay and Kyle are going on a double date with you and I, Michelle.
Me: Me either! I wanted it to only be the both of us, but oh well, at least it won't be a bad date.
Stan: You're right.
(Meanwhile, Cartman and Bebe have an intense argument that leads to a brutal fight.)
Cartman: This is Sparta!
Bebe: No! This is South Park!
Cartman: SPARTA!
Bebe: SOUTH PARK!
Cartman: THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!
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Okay.... I have to get it out of me. I am angry.

Kyle used to be very important in South Park. He was shown from his best side throughout in the older episodes. (Well, except the ones where he was really mean to Cartman, but okay.)
Then, there was Season 11 where he had to kill Jesus.
Then, there was Season 12 where he got Aids. (He got cured but... before, he laughed at Cartman. That doesn´t go well with his normal character, I thought...)
Some people startet hating him, but I forgave him.
Then... Season 15... Humancentipad. Many fans don´t like him any more because of his ordeal and a rumor...
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(back to the same scene on the previous part.)
Clyde: Wow, Michelle. That was awesome on the way you beat Carla up, man.
Me: I know right! She was the biggest bitch in the whole wide world until I killed her off.
Craig: Yeah, that was an epic scene!
(at school, I wear the same outfit I wore yesterday but my coat was now red instead of black, my shirt was still grey and graphic, my hat was now all in cobalt and in the same style as Stan's, my mittens were still in their same cobalt color, my pants were black, and my sneakers were still black.)
Kyle: Wow, Michelle. You changed quite a bit.
Me: Yeah,...
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The next morning, I woke up at 7:30 AM. I put on an orange blouse and dark green pants, in honor of the boy in my dream. I didn't bother to do anything with my hair, because it's so crazy and curly that I can't do anything with it. I look like Shirley Temple having a bad hair day.I walked down the stairs to see my dad at the dining room table, reading the newspaper. He looks nothing like me, except for the green eyes. He had straight brown hair,and a purple yalmuka

"there's my red-haired bundle of joy!'' he exclaimed as I walk down the stairs.

I appreciate his dad-ness, but I'm far from his bundle of joy. I'm not the popular cheerleader that every dad expects out of their daughter. All I do is listen to pop punk while I write poems and stories about sorrow and draw demons and dragons. I walked out the door without saying a word to him. bus stop bound, I guess.
A couple of days ago, I read and answered a question about kyle not being the shit. This got me thinking about the role kyle plays in the show that no one knows of. I am of course, talking about revealing the secret message in south park episodes.

For those of you that have been watching south park for a while, you know that Kyle is famous for "i 've learned something today........" speeches. Over the course of the eight and a half years I have watched south park, I realised that kyle is giving away the moral of the episode. A good example is in ALL OF THE EPISODE THAT HE SAYS SOMETHING REALLY...
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