(going back to where we left off..)
Me: (just lies in my bed at that night, feeling bad for myself.) What did I do wrong when Stan killed Wendy? People would think I killed her instead of Stan and that would hurt my reputation and popularity at school and I don't want that to happen. (then my hands are in my face for a whole minute.)
(then the phone on the left side of my bed rings)
Me: (I pick up the phone) Hello?
Kyle: Hey Michelle, it's me.
Me: Oh, hi Kyle. What's up?
Kyle: Nothing much. Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure. Go ahead.
Kyle: What happened a few hours ago between Stan and Wendy after your parents dropped you and Stan at your houses?
Me: Well, Wendy got pissed off at Stan for breaking up with her instead of me, and at me because I won the Talent Show Championships. Then, Stan slapped Wendy across the face and something bad happened to me like it just suddenly gave me weird visions of what happened in the past and all of a sudden, he killed her with a switchblade. Next, he kept hanging on to me so that I won't get killed easily and then he kissed me on the cheek and we went to our houses.
Kyle: Wow. That's great.
Me: Yep. Pretty great, but I think the Testaburgers are crying right now.
Kyle: Let me guess, they're sad about Wendy and all that crap?
Me: Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Kyle: Yeah.
Me: (then the other line calls) Oh shit, it's Stan. I'll put him on the line.
Stan: Am I on the same line as you guys?
Me and Kyle: Yes.
Me: Jinx!
Kyle: Goddamnit!
Me: That means you owe me a soda, Kyle.
(then all of us burst out laughing)
Me: Oh man, it's Kenny.
Kenny: Hey buddies!
Kyle, Me and Stan: Hey Kenny!
Me: Jinx!
Stan and Kyle: Dammit!
Stan: Jinx!
Kyle: What the fuck! I owe both Michelle and Stan a soda now!
(then the four of us laugh again, but harder)
Me: I gotta go.
Kyle, Stan and Kenny: Okay, see you.
(we all hang up on the line)
Me: Nice conversation with three of my friends at the same time.
(then the next day at the movie theater...)
Cartman: Hey Michelle!
Me: Sup Cartman!
Kenny: Hey, it's Friday!
Janay: That means we can have the gathering for just the six of us at Michelle's house.
Me: That's right. It'll take place at 3:00.
(then this new movie called "The Green Lantern" just came out.)
Ticket Operator: Hello, may I help you guys?
Me: Yeah, we would like six tickets for The Green Lantern?
Ticket Operator: Okay, then. Here are your tickets. (gives me the tickets)
Me: Thanks! (gives one ticket to Janay, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and one for myself.)
Stan: Thanks for the tickets, Michelle!
Me: You're welcome, Stan. It was my parents' idea for me to get kicked out of the house until 3:00.
Kenny: Wow, they kicked you out for that long, Michelle?
Me: Yep, let's get inside so that we won't be late for the movie.
Kenny: Okay.
(then we walk into the theater, we get our popcorn and sodas and then we walk into our cinema and we have our spots: Kyle on my left, I'm in the middle, Stan on my right, Kenny next to Stan, Janay next to Kenny, and Cartman next to Kyle.)
Kyle: It's gonna be great! (sips into his soda)
Me: Yeah! It is gonna be great! (eats some popcorn)
(then the movie starts..)
Me, Kenny, Janay, Stan, Cartman and Kyle: (eats some popcorn and we sips into our sodas until the movie is over.)
(then the movie ends)
Me: That was freaking sweet!
Kenny: I know right?
Kyle: See? I told you it was gonna be a great movie!
Me: Yeah, going to the movies is just fun.
Janay: I would agree with that. Obviously.
Me: Yeah- (suddenly sees my alter ego's shadow) Holy shit!
Stan: Michelle, what is it?
Me: I saw somebody's shadow!
(then the sky turns dark red)
Me: (thinking: What does my dark side want from me? Does it want the town hostage? I'll never know the answer.)
End of part 14.
Me: (just lies in my bed at that night, feeling bad for myself.) What did I do wrong when Stan killed Wendy? People would think I killed her instead of Stan and that would hurt my reputation and popularity at school and I don't want that to happen. (then my hands are in my face for a whole minute.)
(then the phone on the left side of my bed rings)
Me: (I pick up the phone) Hello?
Kyle: Hey Michelle, it's me.
Me: Oh, hi Kyle. What's up?
Kyle: Nothing much. Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure. Go ahead.
Kyle: What happened a few hours ago between Stan and Wendy after your parents dropped you and Stan at your houses?
Me: Well, Wendy got pissed off at Stan for breaking up with her instead of me, and at me because I won the Talent Show Championships. Then, Stan slapped Wendy across the face and something bad happened to me like it just suddenly gave me weird visions of what happened in the past and all of a sudden, he killed her with a switchblade. Next, he kept hanging on to me so that I won't get killed easily and then he kissed me on the cheek and we went to our houses.
Kyle: Wow. That's great.
Me: Yep. Pretty great, but I think the Testaburgers are crying right now.
Kyle: Let me guess, they're sad about Wendy and all that crap?
Me: Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Kyle: Yeah.
Me: (then the other line calls) Oh shit, it's Stan. I'll put him on the line.
Stan: Am I on the same line as you guys?
Me and Kyle: Yes.
Me: Jinx!
Kyle: Goddamnit!
Me: That means you owe me a soda, Kyle.
(then all of us burst out laughing)
Me: Oh man, it's Kenny.
Kenny: Hey buddies!
Kyle, Me and Stan: Hey Kenny!
Me: Jinx!
Stan and Kyle: Dammit!
Stan: Jinx!
Kyle: What the fuck! I owe both Michelle and Stan a soda now!
(then the four of us laugh again, but harder)
Me: I gotta go.
Kyle, Stan and Kenny: Okay, see you.
(we all hang up on the line)
Me: Nice conversation with three of my friends at the same time.
(then the next day at the movie theater...)
Cartman: Hey Michelle!
Me: Sup Cartman!
Kenny: Hey, it's Friday!
Janay: That means we can have the gathering for just the six of us at Michelle's house.
Me: That's right. It'll take place at 3:00.
(then this new movie called "The Green Lantern" just came out.)
Ticket Operator: Hello, may I help you guys?
Me: Yeah, we would like six tickets for The Green Lantern?
Ticket Operator: Okay, then. Here are your tickets. (gives me the tickets)
Me: Thanks! (gives one ticket to Janay, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman and one for myself.)
Stan: Thanks for the tickets, Michelle!
Me: You're welcome, Stan. It was my parents' idea for me to get kicked out of the house until 3:00.
Kenny: Wow, they kicked you out for that long, Michelle?
Me: Yep, let's get inside so that we won't be late for the movie.
Kenny: Okay.
(then we walk into the theater, we get our popcorn and sodas and then we walk into our cinema and we have our spots: Kyle on my left, I'm in the middle, Stan on my right, Kenny next to Stan, Janay next to Kenny, and Cartman next to Kyle.)
Kyle: It's gonna be great! (sips into his soda)
Me: Yeah! It is gonna be great! (eats some popcorn)
(then the movie starts..)
Me, Kenny, Janay, Stan, Cartman and Kyle: (eats some popcorn and we sips into our sodas until the movie is over.)
(then the movie ends)
Me: That was freaking sweet!
Kenny: I know right?
Kyle: See? I told you it was gonna be a great movie!
Me: Yeah, going to the movies is just fun.
Janay: I would agree with that. Obviously.
Me: Yeah- (suddenly sees my alter ego's shadow) Holy shit!
Stan: Michelle, what is it?
Me: I saw somebody's shadow!
(then the sky turns dark red)
Me: (thinking: What does my dark side want from me? Does it want the town hostage? I'll never know the answer.)
End of part 14.
The next morning, I woke up at 7:30 AM. I put on an orange blouse and dark green pants, in honor of the boy in my dream. I didn't bother to do anything with my hair, because it's so crazy and curly that I can't do anything with it. I look like Shirley Temple having a bad hair day.I walked down the stairs to see my dad at the dining room table, reading the newspaper. He looks nothing like me, except for the green eyes. He had straight brown hair,and a purple yalmuka
"there's my red-haired bundle of joy!'' he exclaimed as I walk down the stairs.
I appreciate his dad-ness, but I'm far from his bundle of joy. I'm not the popular cheerleader that every dad expects out of their daughter. All I do is listen to pop punk while I write poems and stories about sorrow and draw demons and dragons. I walked out the door without saying a word to him. bus stop bound, I guess.
"there's my red-haired bundle of joy!'' he exclaimed as I walk down the stairs.
I appreciate his dad-ness, but I'm far from his bundle of joy. I'm not the popular cheerleader that every dad expects out of their daughter. All I do is listen to pop punk while I write poems and stories about sorrow and draw demons and dragons. I walked out the door without saying a word to him. bus stop bound, I guess.
over the years of me being a hopeless romantic for Kyle, people always ask me, "what do you see in him?" Well, I'm about to set the record straight for why I love him so much.
First of all, his high level of morals. whenever stuff goes down in the town of south park, you can always count on Kyle to take the experience and turn it into a life lesson, with his notorious 'I learned something today' speeches.
Second of all, his pride for being different because of his religion. over the course of the show, I have seen Kyle transform from a boy who didn't know a thing about judaism, even though he practiced it, into a a jew that took pride in his religion, and he doesn't take crap from anyone who thinks anything different about it.
there are so many more reasons why i love him, that I need to write more articles about why I love him.
First of all, his high level of morals. whenever stuff goes down in the town of south park, you can always count on Kyle to take the experience and turn it into a life lesson, with his notorious 'I learned something today' speeches.
Second of all, his pride for being different because of his religion. over the course of the show, I have seen Kyle transform from a boy who didn't know a thing about judaism, even though he practiced it, into a a jew that took pride in his religion, and he doesn't take crap from anyone who thinks anything different about it.
there are so many more reasons why i love him, that I need to write more articles about why I love him.
