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posted by kyonkichi
tohru: hey kyo?
kyo: what!
tohru: my aunt and uncle are on a road trip and they want us to go out to lunch with their son yoshi
kyo:yoshi? what the hell? is his best friend named mario?
tohru: stop!
kyo:whatever.lunch? why?
tohru: stop asking questions. yes and he can't pronounce his x and w
kyo: that ain't my problem.

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aunt: *whisper: please take him away from us*
kyo: jeez, why us?
uncle: tohru dear, why did u marry such a sassy person?
kyo: Y'KNOW WHAT? U CAN GO TO HELL!
aunt: u yell like a cat!
kyo: *surprise* i guess so
yoshi: ahhaha! y u scared uncle kyo?
kyo: NONYA DAMN BUSSINESS!
yoshi: ur right! non of my bees ass!
kyo: YOSHI! WHY THE HELL DID U SAY THAT? UR 5!
yoshi:whadda u mean?
tohru: like i said earlier, he cant pronounce his x or w and "wax" has both of those are in that word
aunt: unfortunatly,that is his favorite saying
kyo: dammit! and we'll have to take him out in public!
tohru: who cares. let's go to build-a-bear!
yoshi: i hope they have a mario!
kyo: what did i tell ya?

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yoshi: we're here!
kyo: whatever
tohru: kyo! just stop complaining! jeez...
yoshi: look! a teddy bear *runs off*
kyo:*gasp* how uncommon. we're at build-a-bear and we find a teddy bear ohmygod!
tohru:*shoves kyo* stop it
kyo:*sees stuffed cat and picks it up* wow. hey honey, can we get this?
tohru: i thought you hated being "that"
yoshi:i found what i wanted!
kyo:great. now we can check out.
tohru: you sound so excited! *sarcasm*
cashier:hello little boy! welcome to build-a-bear! what's your name?
yoshi: non of your bees ass!
cashier:what a boy you've got there?
tohru:he's our nephew and he cant pronounce his x or w
cashier: why not speech therapy?
kyo: too much money
tohru: ENOUGH!
kyo: what the hell?
cashier: dude! you have a 5 year old right there!
kyo: what happened to your annoying "welcome to build-a-bear" voice
tohru: WHO THE HELL CARES?!
cashier: i think u should go
kyo: good idea
tohru: *panting* GRRRR!!!


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aunt: how did i t go?
kyo: u dont wanna know
tohru: *still panting*
kyo: what the hell happened back there?
tohru: *crying* i cant take it anymore! why cant we have a child
kyo: disscussion for later
aunt: time for u to go! bye
kyo: not like we wanted u here...
yoshi: i heard that it's non of my bees ass
kyo: STOP IT!


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