1. Take him out for dinner but have him pay the check.

2. Make a sim of him on your sims game with the unlucky and loser traits and watch him come back to life again and again when you try to drown him in a swimming pool.

3. Show him Willy Bum Bum and watch his facial expressions closely.

4. Tell him that Christian grey is more kinkier than thee.

5. Tell him Dahvie vanity had scene hair before it was cool.

6. Draw on his face with sharpie while he's napping on his throne.

7. Magically teleport yourself into his bathroom while he's taking a bath.

8. Teach the goblins how to speak similish. (The language sims speak in the sims games. )

9. Make out with a goblin king cardboard cut out in your room.

10. If you're pregnant and he wants the baby to be named jareth, refuse "no we're naming her Sarah,"

11. Tell him Sarah was a bitch and you're a better match for him.

12. Get married near the bog of eternal stench.

13. When the guests start complaining about the smell blame it on jareth "I knew we shouldn't have stopped for Taco Bell,"

14. Persuade the goblins to go skinny dipping in the bog of eternal stench.

15. Tell him David Bowie is more attractive than thee.

16. Introduce the citizens of the underground to iPhones.

17. Watch jareth get annoyed when the goblins aren't amusing him and instead playing candy crush saga on their iPhones.

18. Open an apple store in the center of the labyrinth.

19. Play and sing the duck song on the guitar for a royal event .

20. Show him this list....