Everyone knows of the Pumpkin King who once stole Christmas, and ruined thousands of little kids sugar plum dreams. Well today hes gone from Pumpkin King to Pumpkin Father for after that Halloween night he got married to Sally the Rag Doll. Two years later he hath had a baby with the name of maria... You know what? Why don't we stop talking like i'm writing in the scriptures and talk normally. So well it hath.... I'm doing it again aren't I? Well sixteen years later, That is where the story began...

"Where's my stinkin', Honey?" Jack calls from his bedroom closet. "Yes dear?" Sally asked from...