Setting: Michael is at reheresal with kenny ortaga. Michael and kenny are on break when a dancer comes up to them, with a small laptop in his hand.

Dancer: Hey mike ever heard of this Video called BME pain olympics?"
Michael: No i havent and i really dont plan to watch it.
Kenny: Yea im sure anything that has the word "Pain" in the title its not going to be good.
Dancer: Aww come on just watch it
Michael: oh all right...if it will get you to be quiet.
Dancer places laptop in front of michael and hits play button
Michael: Dude what the hell is this???some kinda porn????why in the hell would i want to see a......no oh my god he's going to cut it off....AHHHHHHHHHH(Kenny Faints)....TURN IT OFF!!!!TURN IT OFF!!!!!!
Dancer falls to the floor laughing hystarically
Michael: WHAT THE HELL????!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?!?
Dancer: Oh come on mike it was just a joke lighten up....Dancers takes the laptop
Michael: You lucky im tired right now...because i would shamone my foot so far up your ass you wouldnt be able to see strainght. Now go!
Dancer runs away terrified

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