Michael said "Hi Cutie Mark Crusaders. What's up?"
Apple Bloom said "We're going to paint our nails. Do you wanna join us?"
Michael said "Nah."
Sweetie Belle said "Why not?"
Michael said "I don't like nail painting."
Scootaloo said "Okay."
Apple Bloom said "We'll see you later."
This time Michael had lunch where the boys sit. Michael said "Hi. I'm Michael."
Snips said "I'm Snips. I'm the handsome guy around here."
Snails said "Actually I'm the handsome guy around here."
Snips said "You're right. I'm just the guy with the lovely voice."
Snails said "Actually my voice is pretty great."
Snips said "No."
Snails said "You're right."
Michael said "You're weird."
Snips said "Thank you."
Snails said "Hey Michael there's something I've been wondering."
Snips said "Oh no."
Michael said "What?"
Snips said "For years Snips has been wondering why flea markets don't have fleas."
Snails said "It's a great question."
Michael said "I'm going to sit next to somebody else." Michael sat next to Flash Sentry.
Michael said "Do you know who I am?"
Flash Sentry said "Oh yeah. Your reviews are great."
Michael said "Thank you. What do you do?"
Flash Sentry said "I play guitar."
Michael said "Could I use you guitar?"
Flash Sentry said "Sure, but be careful."
Michael said "You can trust me." Michael accidentally dropped Flash Sentry's guitar on the ground. The guitar broke. Michael ran away.
Michael sat next to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Apple Bloom said "What happened?"
Michael said "I missed my real friends."
Sweetie Belle said "We missed you too."
Scootaloo said "Did you have a rough time fitting in with the boys?"
Michael said "Oddly yes."
Apple Bloom said "Don't worry. We'll always be there for you."
Michael said "Thank you girls. You're my favorite friends other than Grant of course."
The Cutie Mark Crusaders said "Of course."
Grant said "Oh yeah."
The end.
Apple Bloom said "We're going to paint our nails. Do you wanna join us?"
Michael said "Nah."
Sweetie Belle said "Why not?"
Michael said "I don't like nail painting."
Scootaloo said "Okay."
Apple Bloom said "We'll see you later."
This time Michael had lunch where the boys sit. Michael said "Hi. I'm Michael."
Snips said "I'm Snips. I'm the handsome guy around here."
Snails said "Actually I'm the handsome guy around here."
Snips said "You're right. I'm just the guy with the lovely voice."
Snails said "Actually my voice is pretty great."
Snips said "No."
Snails said "You're right."
Michael said "You're weird."
Snips said "Thank you."
Snails said "Hey Michael there's something I've been wondering."
Snips said "Oh no."
Michael said "What?"
Snips said "For years Snips has been wondering why flea markets don't have fleas."
Snails said "It's a great question."
Michael said "I'm going to sit next to somebody else." Michael sat next to Flash Sentry.
Michael said "Do you know who I am?"
Flash Sentry said "Oh yeah. Your reviews are great."
Michael said "Thank you. What do you do?"
Flash Sentry said "I play guitar."
Michael said "Could I use you guitar?"
Flash Sentry said "Sure, but be careful."
Michael said "You can trust me." Michael accidentally dropped Flash Sentry's guitar on the ground. The guitar broke. Michael ran away.
Michael sat next to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Apple Bloom said "What happened?"
Michael said "I missed my real friends."
Sweetie Belle said "We missed you too."
Scootaloo said "Did you have a rough time fitting in with the boys?"
Michael said "Oddly yes."
Apple Bloom said "Don't worry. We'll always be there for you."
Michael said "Thank you girls. You're my favorite friends other than Grant of course."
The Cutie Mark Crusaders said "Of course."
Grant said "Oh yeah."
The end.
The evil Dick Dastardly and his crew are trying to stop Michael the Comic Nerd.
Dick Dastardly: Patrick you slobbery eared bond when maturity is needed you're never around. Those medals you wear should be there for bungling for which you are best so stop the Comic Nerd, stop the Comic Nerd, stop the Comic Nerd! How? Nab him, grab him, tag him, stop that Comic Nerd now!
Dick Dastardly: Grant stop trying to sneak away and Wes you make me a thingy ma bob that captures this Comic Nerd or I lose my job so stop the Comic Nerd, stop the comic Nerd, stop the Comic Nerd! How? Nab him, grab him, tag him, stop that Comic Nerd now!
Patrick: Hee, hee.
The end.
Dick Dastardly: Patrick you slobbery eared bond when maturity is needed you're never around. Those medals you wear should be there for bungling for which you are best so stop the Comic Nerd, stop the Comic Nerd, stop the Comic Nerd! How? Nab him, grab him, tag him, stop that Comic Nerd now!
Dick Dastardly: Grant stop trying to sneak away and Wes you make me a thingy ma bob that captures this Comic Nerd or I lose my job so stop the Comic Nerd, stop the comic Nerd, stop the Comic Nerd! How? Nab him, grab him, tag him, stop that Comic Nerd now!
Patrick: Hee, hee.
The end.
Tony Jay said "Michael I think I have a solution to your money problem."
Michael said "What is your solution?"
Tony Jay said "A close friend of mine is willing to pay you lots of money if you do him a favor."
Michael said "Who?"
Tony Jay said "The Duke of Weselton. All you have to do is call him the best character in Frozen and mention him a few times in your reviews."
Michael said "That sounds easy."
Tony Jay said "Don't mess it up Comic Nerd."
Michael said "Don't worry about it."
The Duke of Weselton said "Hello Mr. Medina. I'm the Duke of Weselton."
Michael said "It's great to meet the Duke of Weasel-town."
The Duke of Weselton screamed "It's Weselton!!!!!"
Michael said "I already know that."
The Duke of Weselton said "Just for your immature behavior I'm not paying you."
Michael said "I messed it up."
Tony Jay said "Of course."
The end.
Michael said "What is your solution?"
Tony Jay said "A close friend of mine is willing to pay you lots of money if you do him a favor."
Michael said "Who?"
Tony Jay said "The Duke of Weselton. All you have to do is call him the best character in Frozen and mention him a few times in your reviews."
Michael said "That sounds easy."
Tony Jay said "Don't mess it up Comic Nerd."
Michael said "Don't worry about it."
The Duke of Weselton said "Hello Mr. Medina. I'm the Duke of Weselton."
Michael said "It's great to meet the Duke of Weasel-town."
The Duke of Weselton screamed "It's Weselton!!!!!"
Michael said "I already know that."
The Duke of Weselton said "Just for your immature behavior I'm not paying you."
Michael said "I messed it up."
Tony Jay said "Of course."
The end.
After Michael and Grant reviewed a new film Michael said "I have a fun idea."
Grant said "What?"
Michael said "We should have a fake robbery."
Grant said "Why?"
Michael said "To have fun."
Grant said "Okay. What should I do?"
Michael said "I'll pretend to be a robber and you'll pretend to be a person that I rob."
Grant said "Sounds silly, but okay."
Michael put on a robber mask. Michael said "Hey dude. Give me your wallet."
Ron didn't know that the robber was actually Michael pretending to be a robber. Ron told a police officer about what he thought was happening.
The police officer said "Come on robber."
Michael said "Hold on. I'm not a robber. I'm a Youtube reviewer."
Grant said "Ron that's Michael."
Ron said "Ut oh."
Michael's lawyer, Tony Jay, helped Michael get out of prison. Tony Jay said "You are a immature fool."
Michael said "Didn't you already know that?"
The end.
Grant said "What?"
Michael said "We should have a fake robbery."
Grant said "Why?"
Michael said "To have fun."
Grant said "Okay. What should I do?"
Michael said "I'll pretend to be a robber and you'll pretend to be a person that I rob."
Grant said "Sounds silly, but okay."
Michael put on a robber mask. Michael said "Hey dude. Give me your wallet."
Ron didn't know that the robber was actually Michael pretending to be a robber. Ron told a police officer about what he thought was happening.
The police officer said "Come on robber."
Michael said "Hold on. I'm not a robber. I'm a Youtube reviewer."
Grant said "Ron that's Michael."
Ron said "Ut oh."
Michael's lawyer, Tony Jay, helped Michael get out of prison. Tony Jay said "You are a immature fool."
Michael said "Didn't you already know that?"
The end.