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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do you need me to do?
P: That depends, what do you know about a pony named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: You need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit: Very far from Equestria, on the opposite side of the pacific ocean to be exact.
Con: Oh great.
P: Ach, I almost forgot. This bullet has 0007 engraved in it, and I want you to bring it to S.
Con: What is he going to do with it?
P: Examine it.
Con: Oh thank celestia, I thought he was going to put it in a gem sandwich, and eat it.
P: NIEN! Why would he do that?
Con: I don't know, I'll ask him.

In S's lab

Con: Where's S?
lab expert: Over there.
S: Con? What's up?
Con: P wanted me to bring this to you.
S: A bullet? What for?
Con: She wants you to examine it, see what gauge it is.
S: Hmm. *examines bullet*
lab expert: *working on grenade launcher*
Con: Woah that's cool!
lab expert: *accidentally launches grenade* Damnit, Con, stop playing around!
S: I'm back
Con: What gauge is it?
S: You might not believe this, but it's a 4.1 millimeter gauge.
Con: I wonder who makes that.
S: You'll have to check the gun shops.

So that's what Con did, in the next part.
Just after Pipsqueak arrived at the courtyard of Canterlot Castle after escaping the oxen group he was cooped up in, he started to get angry and question why all this bad luck had come his way. "Why can't I just help her without all this bad stuff coming my way?" he would usually say in anger. That was the most of his problems because Steve, the little Cerberus Mongrel, still had his sights set on the little colt. Hoping not to get caught, he hid in the bushes until the right time.

Pipsqueak was still angered over why he's unable to help Luna. "I wish I was big already!" he cried out in a very...
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"What is friendship?",Idea Sparkler said. She was moving to Ponyville with her assistant, Chance, because she had to make friends and know the true meaning of friendship. She got off the carriage with Chance.

After she trotted in town, she went to her mom's Library and sat down on her chair. "Now I have to know what this 'friendship' means.", Idea Sparkler said. She got out a dictionary but found no meaning. She was looking through every book but never found nothing. Books, check. Notes, check. Pens, check. Dictionary, check, she thought. She didn't know what was missing.

Then, she was in the...
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Princess Celestia came again and forgot to give them something. She had her box of seven elements. "I forgot to give you the elements. Peppermint,you get kindness,Sparkling Tide,you get loyalness,Score Heights,you get honesty,Azura Alor,you get Laughter,Shadow Blitz,you get fearless,Meari Otenbasan,you get helpful,and Cotton Swirls,you get love."Princess Celestia said. "But I thought the mane 6 can only get elements of harmony!"said Peppermint. "I understand,but everypony has been telling me that you ponies are all of the elements."said Princess Celestia. "Okay. Let's go get em!"said Cotton...
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"Where are we?" Applejack asked. I had no idea, but as I looked around, I soon realized where we were. Then I saw an '81 Impala with a California License Plate. It also had a year on it, "Oh damnit." I say "What's wrong?" Applejack asked, "Where are we?" "San Francisco 1982." I tell her. We time traveled back 32 years, and soon we were greeted by a guy wearing a mask, carrying a brown bag. "Hey!" he shouts. As I hear him shout, I floor it. The burglar then tried to shoot me, but missed breaking the window of a Mercury behind me. After I escaped the burglar I tried to use Chaos Control, but...
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Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were you going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were you to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have you done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did you do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is...
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Five fan fictions are in this article for your enjoyment. Have fun.


Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Trust Rainbow Dash

Everyday, Rainbow Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing by Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands next to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am...
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"Can't picture you as a bat" damn you and your teasing, Hasbro!
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