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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. You should have had Jerry show up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to dinner tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al. What can I help you two with?
Al: Our wives keep bothering us.
Richard: We want to do some things together, like ordinary stallions, but our wives won't let us. I try to go to his house, but my wife won't let me.
Al: And every time I try to go to Richie's place, his wife won't let me go.
Bob: Perhaps you should exchange wives.
Al: Are you serious?
Bob: No. I like to have some humor during my job, but here's what I really want you two to do. If your wives won't let you hang out with each other, ask them why.
Al: And then what?
Bob: You explain to your wives why you think it's important for the both of you to hang out.
Richard: Yeah. That's a good idea.
Al: We'll tell them right now. Thank you Mr. Newhart.
Bob: The pleasure is mine, and good luck.
Al & Richard: *Leave*
Bob: *On phone* Carol, do I have any other patients?
Carol: No, not yet.
Bob: Okay good. I want to surprise Emily by making a reservation to a restaurant.
Carol: Who would run a restaurant that has reservations? If they make you wait just to go in the restaurant, there's no point in going.
Bob: I know, it's stupid, but I want to do something special for my wife.
Carol: Go for it Bob.
Bob: I already am.
Jerry: *Enters room* Hey Bob, do you have a minute?
Bob: Unfortunately, I'm busy right now. You can come back in a few minutes.
Jerry: Sure, thank you. *Walks away*
Bob: *On phone* Hi, is this the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food?
Waiter: Please, just call us Togrofctatopthtf.
Bob: What does that mean?
Waiter: It's short for the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food.
Bob: That's pretty clever. *Clears throat* Listen, I'd like to make a reservation for a party of two for tonight. We'll arrive at 7.
Waiter: Very well. We will have a table waiting for you at 7. Please, don't be late.
Bob: I wouldn't miss it for the world. *Hangs up*
Jerry: *Returns* Hi Bob, I'm back.
Bob: Hi Jerry. Some game yesterday, huh?
Jerry: Yeah, that was fun to watch. Would you like to do that again tonight?
Bob: I can't Jerry, I gotta take my wife out to dinner, but I can come over to your place tomorrow if you're interested.
Jerry: Yeah, that sounds good. Do you know where the zoo is?
Bob: Yeah.
Jerry: Take a cab there, and I'll give you a ride to my place.
Bob: Sounds good.
Carol: Jerry, somepony is here to see you.
Jerry: I gotta go Bob. I'll see you later.
Bob: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

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"Are you bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
Rainbow Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ said to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus said excitedly. It didn't take long before Rainbow Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer pony asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if you can holler, then get back to it" Apple said to her. ," are you bucking joking?!" RD said as if surprised. "Yep, you said you wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard you worked every day" Applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought you wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to show due to her anger. 
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that Rainbow Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of Pizza do you want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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Several minutes after beating up Diamond Tiara, Applejack went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that you beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean you can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few minutes after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: You two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. You better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't you use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting you guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist pony 4: *drives...
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Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
When Pin Tail shot the insane pony in the second story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky said ,"I think we should move towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the kitchen on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them. 

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy pony that escaped the battle. It only...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't you three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire guns at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One day she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a colt hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are you going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are you jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a gold pocket watch and if you looked closely, you could...
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Hello everypony! Since you people are so nice to me,I wanted to tell you some things you don't know about me!

1.)I love going to school. I like school because I get to learn new things everyday. I also like seeing my friends. I don't like recess because it is crazy. I wish our recess can either be reading or drawing.

2.)I want to be a brain surgeon when I grow up. I even have a book that I am studying and it is called Anotonomy 300°. I study it when I have time.

3.)I love the 60's music! Here is a list to prove it! They are my favorite songs.

I Get Around The Beach Boys***
I'm A Believer The Monkees*...
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As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a boat in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to...
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posted by applejackrocks
The next morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: you promise not to tell?
AJ: Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie bell was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
i walk over to the mirror in the room. i stare at it. i see a light gray pony with brown hair in the mirror. i slowly move my hand and discover that pony.....is me. i scream at the top of my lounges. then a yellow pony with pink hair enters the room. she asks in a frantic but suprisingly soft tone " oh goodness are you allright?" i respond as would anyone would and scream more. eventually she calms me down and explains who she is and everything. " so let me get this straight. you found me in the middle of a forest passed out and im in a world of talking ponies?" she says " uhm yes..." i think to myself that im in my show. and that i should find twilight sparkle. the pony introduces herself as fluttershy. shes a verry kind pony. she then brings me to town and introduces me to everypony. we all sit down and discuss what happened. we form a plan....
In Canterlot.....

AJ: we really appreciate you guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: you see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking tea with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a pony there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie...
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It slithered out of the shadows and up to Dawn Bright's bed. It's eyes narrowed as it perpared to strike at its unsuspecting victim. That's when unicorn intution took over.

Dawn Bright didn't know why but suddenly she woke up. Staring her in the face was a snake, black as night. Dawn Bright screamed as she backed up against the wall. Even though she wasn't afraid of snakes, She was terrified of this one. It didn't look solid and had two front claws. It hissed, probably annoyed cause she woke up.

Dawn Bright had to think fast, the snake was already fast approaching. She concentrated on the snake....
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posted by xFluttershyx
"Okay, everypony", said Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance said that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", said Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", said Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", said Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...
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"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", said the princess.

"I'll find him", said Rainbow Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", said Twilight.

"Fine", said Rainbow as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The day and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a throne in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
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Lightning was striking below. Thank Celestia all the ponies were safe inside. I was flying close enough to feel the heat of the lightning. To hear the loudness of the thunder. I loved it. Just then I got a brilliant idea. I remember AJ said that it was too dangerous to stay at Apple Acres because of the trees; so I decided to run through the Everfree Forest! It's, like I said before, brilliant! I landed at the the entrance of it. "Bring it on", I said to myself. I started running through the forest as fast as I could, lightning bolts striking a few trees that were in front of me.

Not dangerous...
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posted by P-Lightning
"This part of the story is all about Axel and his past."


(Right here Axel is having Ice Cream with his best and only friend in the Organization, Roxas while they whatched the sun set)
(Axel's Past)
"Axel wait up I need to catch up," said a mysterious stallion as he ran to Axel, "Hey come on Roxas you got to catch up if you want to see the sunset." said Axel,"OK I'm want to see the suset man just wait I got to buy the ice cream. As Axel and Roxas sat on the old clock tower eating ice cream and Axel asked,"Hey Roxas why does the sun set red?","Huh I don't know i just want to watch the sunset ha...
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Just for you guys x3
Just for you guys x3
The news of Photo Finish`s death was absoulotely terrible, Hoity Toity had been mourning for days non-stop. He was just about to blow his nose when his assistant knocked on the door. "Enter you may!" he said, the was holding a clipboard against his chest. "Sir you have exactly two hours before showtime are you ready?" Toity nodded. "Alright I`ll see you there si-" he was cut off. Hoity looked down, he had been stabbed and the knife was poking through the clipboard. Behind him was a blue pony with a mask and outfit on.









The assasin closed the door behind him, "Why?! What do you want?!" Toity...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes you is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the second world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part...
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