The woodland critters continue decorating their tree and also the manger Trixie made them.
Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.
Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. You came just in time!
Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-
Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!
Beavery: To stop us?
Trixie: You heard him.
Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if you and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.
Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A wall of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The wall gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]
[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]
Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!
Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!
Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but you see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.
Skunky: And you got rid of her.
Critters: Yay!
Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.
Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.
Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!
Critters: Yaaay!
Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?
Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!
Fluttershy: What are you guys doing?
Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.
Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!
Fluttershy: Saten!
Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!
Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the top half of Beavery's head is gone.]
Trixie: HOLLY SHIT!
Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two more shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]
Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!
Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a wall of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.
Saten: Nice one.
Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.
Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off by her gun, and he goes down.]
Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.
Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. You came just in time!
Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-
Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!
Beavery: To stop us?
Trixie: You heard him.
Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if you and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.
Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A wall of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The wall gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]
[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]
Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!
Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!
Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but you see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.
Skunky: And you got rid of her.
Critters: Yay!
Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.
Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.
Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!
Critters: Yaaay!
Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?
Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!
Fluttershy: What are you guys doing?
Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.
Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!
Fluttershy: Saten!
Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!
Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the top half of Beavery's head is gone.]
Trixie: HOLLY SHIT!
Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two more shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]
Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!
Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a wall of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.
Saten: Nice one.
Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.
Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off by her gun, and he goes down.]
You know Applejack and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
Rainbow Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom
But do you know the most famous pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will you help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
Rainbow Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom
But do you know the most famous pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will you help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
Twilight Sparkle and Applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
Applejack pushes it over to Twilight's desk without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any more extra recess anymore because you were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are you crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In music the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
Applejack pushes it over to Twilight's desk without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any more extra recess anymore because you were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are you crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In music the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
