bleedman my little pony

Outside of the castle, the sheriff was working with two twins in the King's army. Their names were Trigger, and Nutsy. They both looked exactly the same. The three were getting the trap set with hanging Friar Tuck.

Sheriff: Ok, now we just have Robin enter through here, and one of you shoot him.
Nutsy: Uh, where do we shoot him?
Sheriff: In the head, in the head! PAY ATTENTION!!
Trigger: I can do that *accidentally shoots gun*
Nutsy: Watch where you're shooting that you moron!
Robin: *in poor disguise* Money, for the poor.
Trigger: Let's give him eight bits
Sheriff: How about we laugh at him instead?...

In the Limousine which was where the king was

King John: Taxes! *laughs* We make them high, and rob the poor to feed the rich!
Mclaren: Yes sir, I agree! But I must inform you about something important.
King John: What is it?
Mclaren: The sheriff just spotted Robin Hood. His men lost him, and he's with Little John.
King John: Why do I have to fight somepony with the same name that I have?!
Mclaren: It's not my fault sir!!


Meanwhile further up the road

Robin: They'll be here soon.
LJ: OK, but why are we disguised as mares?
Robin: To fool them. Trust me, it'll work.
LJ: Alright. Let's get this over...