My Little Pony Faces

One night, at a diner.

Waitress: A little late for you?
Ringo: No ma'am. We just lost a friend.
Buddy: *looking over notes*
Ringo: He was a cop, and was working hard to stop Rice Limbo's mafia.
Waitress: Rice Limbo?
Buddy: *sees picture*
Waitress: You're the Seven Up's!
Buddy: *bangs counter*
Click-Clack: *sees Buddy* Are you ok?
Waitress: What's the matter?
Buddy: *Walks away*

Buddy was going to a subway station. As a subway left, Buddy saw Vito.

Buddy: Hey, how ya doing?
Vito: Good, and you?
Buddy: Fine.
Vito: I heard Sigmund got killed.
Buddy: Where did you hear that?
Vito: The newspaper.
Buddy: What...

After the car chase, Buddy went to the hospital

News reporters: Will this stallion be ok?
NYPD Cheif: No, he will not be ok. Unfortunately Rice Limbo's mafia brutally attacked him, and there's an 80% chance of death.
News reporters: What was this stallion doing?
NYPD Cheif: He was on a case to stop Rice Limbo, when they killed him.
News Reporters: He wasn't wearing a police uniform.
NYPD Cheif: He was a part of the Seven Up's.
News Reporters: What is the Seven Up's?
NYPD Cheif: It was a secret organization we made to help stop ponies from commiting crimes. Now I will answer no more questions. *walks...

The car chase soon begins!! YAY :D

Buddy: *going 75*
Rice: *turns left onto wrong side of road*
ponies: *honk horns*
Rice: *turns onto right side*
pony: *honks horn*
Clint: *cowarding in fear*
Buddy: *goes left*
ponies: *blocking road*
Buddy: *drives on side walk*
ponies: *run out of way*
Buddy: *crashes into box of oranges, then turns left*
Rice: *turns right*
Buddy: *gets toward intersection*
ponies: *stop cars*
Buddy: *drives behind two cars*

Buddy soon hit the horn four times, and the cars moved

Buddy: *goes faster*
Rice: *passing cars*
Clint: *looks behind*
Buddy: *getting closer*
colts, and fillies: *playing...

The King's plan was to make the taxes higher. If anypony couldn't pay them, they went to jail. Nearly everypony went there, even Lindsay, and Clint.

Everyone, have their ups, and downs.
Sometimes ups, outnumber the downs.
But not in Trottingham.

At the church

Tuck: It's about to rain, and we have holes in the ceiling.
Reverend: We gotta do what we can to pay the taxes.
Tuck: We do, but how? We barely have any money
Sheriff: *walks in* Are you sure?
Tuck: Ahh! Sheriff! Uhh, if we don't pay the taxes, and you don't send us to jail we'll pay King John back another way!
Sheriff: Yeah, that's what everypony...

Pierce, and Bob were in Santa Barbara. They have been driving next to each other for a long time. Now they had their windows open so they could talk to each other.

Pierce: *Checks his gas tank. It's nearly empty* I'm not stopping until you do.
Bob: Lucky for you, I'm low on gas.
Pierce: So am I. *Sees a gas station ahead of them* We'll pull in there, and get some gas.
Bob: Okay.

The both of them got their cars at the gas station, and stopped to refuel.

Gas Station Pony: *Arrives* What can I do for you two?
Pierce: Full tank.
Bob: Same here.
Gas Station Pony: *Puts hoses into their tanks, and...

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah

Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.

Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*

The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.

Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: Hey Duke, this isn't like you buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies...