The marriage took place at my house.
Pony 27: *Playing the organ*
Lewis: *Wearing a tuxedo, as he walks with Mackenzie*
Mackenzie: *Wearing a white wedding dress*
Bob: *Watching the wedding as he sits next to Shawn*
Shawn: I just hope that reverend doesn't mention Celestia.
Bob: Shawn, it's a religious thing, he has to mention her.
Shawn: Celestia's overrated. Religious assholes treat her like the fucking president.
Pony 27: *Stops playing the organ, as Lewis, and Mackenzie are in position*
Reverend: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, for the marriage of Lewis Lee, and Mackenzie White. Will...
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