Gaara : Hey hey put me down!
Itachi : Nooooo....Don't wanna.
*Kabuto's head come out of Gaara's gored*
Gaara : Mommy!
Kabuto : My ninja info cards ninja info cards...
Kakashi : Would you shut up!
Kabuto : My ninja info cards.....
Kakashi : That's it I'm going Kabuto hunting.
*Kakashi pulled out a mallet*
Kakashi : Say good night!
*Kabuto's head went down*
Kakashi : Damn it!
Gaara : Damn it!
Kakashi : No no don't say that.
Gaara : Why?!Old man......
Itachi : Kakashi your fighting with a child.
Kakashi : He's an EVIL child!
Itachi : Quiet.
Sasuke : Itachis going to kill me....
Sakura : No he's not he's your brother.
Sasuke : That didn't stop him from killing our family.
Sakura : Uhhh......
Kakashi: Cactus D=< *Cactus no jutsu*
Itachi : What the shit?!
Gaara : Shit!
Itachi : Don't say that.
Gaara : Why?!Old man?!
Kankuro : Gaara you really shouldn't swear.
Gaara : Quiet you fat piece of crap!
*Itachi brought the kids and Kakashi for some reason to the Akatsuki picnic spot*
Pein : Itachi why did you bring preschoolers to our picnic spot......And ....And....Hatake??!
Itachi : I dunno....
Pein : He's an Anbu!
Itachi : So....?
Tobi : HI!!!!!!Oooohhhhhh kiddies!!
*Tobi picked up Sakura*
Gaara : Hey that's mine!
*Everyone looked at Gaara*
Gaara : Uhhhh.....
*Gaara ran away*
Sakura : Temari is he okay?
Temari : Yeah.
Kankuro : Hey Temari...
Temari : What?!
Kankuro : I think-
Temari : No Kankuro you don't think.
Kankuro : But-
Temari : I don't want to here you fake thoughts.
*Kankuro went in to a state of depression*
Sasuke : Damn it now I have computation....
Sakura : Hmm?
*A few hours later they all started playing*
Sasuke : Naruto Wanna be friends?
Naruto : Su-
*Gaara came running back*
Gaara : No.He's MY best friend you can't have him...And you can't have Sakura ether.
Sasuke : Why?
*Gaara left again and Sakura came over*
Sakura : What were you guys talking about?
Sasuke : Gaara's a creep
Sakura : ..........
Naruto : What?
Sakura : Nothing.
Naruto : Sakura do you wanna play?
Sakura : No thanks.
*Hinata came over*
Hinata : Sakura,Ino,Temari,Ten-Ten and I are playing with dolls do you wanna play too?
Sakura : Sure.
Sasuke :What about us.
Sakura : I wanna play with dolls not with smelly ugly boys with chicken butt hair.
Naruto :I don't have chicken butt hair....
Sakura : Sorry.
Sakura : Come on Hinata.
Hinata : Naruto-kun do you wanna play?
Naruto : Sure I guess.
Hinata : Uh that's great let's go.
*Every one left Sasuke alone*
Sasuke : And I'm alone...
Voice 4 : Shut up priss!
Sasuke : Who said that?!
*A vortex opened up and three teenagers and a baby came out one an emo girl with long black hair the next was a boy with short brown hair waring dark clothing the third was another girl with long violet hair a Tobi plush waring a long black tranche coat a black t-shirt and black capries the last was a baby waring a little pink shirt and a dipper she had light brown hair put up in a little pony tail*
Voice 1 : I'm Saya.
Voice 2 : I'm Marik.
Voice 3 : I'm death.
Saya : Her name is Violet.
Violet : Thanks you just blew my cover.
Saya : What cover?!
Violet : ......
Voice 4 : I'm death!
Saya : You spend way to much time with Violet...Page.
Page : You blew my cover!
Saya : -_-"
Marik : Well-
*Saya started throwing fat people at Marik*
Marik : Ahhh Your still mad?!
Saya : Hell yeah!
Page : You really shouldn't insult a girls appearance.
Marik : Yeah I got that!
*An older version of Kakashi came through the vortex*
Older Kakashi : Come on Kiddies we have a mission.
Saya : Why can't we just ditch and get ice cream like always?
Older Kakashi : Obito and Rin won't let me....
Saya : Oh.
Sasuke : Obito and Rin are dead.
Older Kakashi : Yeah but there head elf's.
Sasuke : Head elf's?
Saya : Yeah there people who died but there spirits go in to there loved ones heads.
Page : Like Obito and Rin.
Tobi plush : Worship me!
Violet : No one will worship you.
Tobi plush : I know Whaaaaaaa!!
Sasuke : That doll just talked!
Violet : No it didn't.
Tobi plush : I'm not a doll I'm a plushie demon!
Violet : Shut up!
Tobi plush : All I want is to be worshiped!Is that to much to ask?!
Violet : Yes.
Tobi plush : Whaaaaaa!!!!
Saya : Violet shut him up!
Violet : Fine.
*Violet threw the Tobi plush through the glowing vortex*
Tobi plush : I never saw France!
All : .............