One day at evil childrens preschool it was the first day of preschool all the evil children went to the play ground on the the norther part
"But I don't wanna go to school mama there are ugly children there." Itachi winded
"I'll buy you a new hair care product if you go."
"........Fine."
On the south side of the play ground
"But kids are going to make fun of me un." Deidara complained to his dad
"I don't give a damn boy...girl...thing I'm not sure what you are."
"Aww...."
On the east side
"Oh Jashin!I'm not going to this damn place father!" Hidan exclaimed
"Don't swear at me boy!"
"I'll do whatever I want!"
On the west side
"Bye mom." Kisame said to his mother
"Be good." A shark said
"I'll try."
Two kids walked out of the preschool
"Come on Pain!" Konan Said
"Don't wanna." Pain replied
"Let's go."
"Nooooooo......."
Konan looked angry at him
"Fine."
"Yayz!" Konan said with Glee
Ed walked in (From FMA)
"Gleeeeeeeeeeee........Oh I hate my life" Ed said then left
"That was weird." A kid holding a wad of money said
"I'm Kazuku."
"Hi.Nice to meet you." Konan and pain said
Then some planty thing came out of the ground
"W-what's that?" Konan said timidly
The planty thing opened up
"My name is Zetzu." The planty thing said
"Eeeek!" Said a little....Uhhhh boy?
"Who are you?" Pain Asked
"I'm Haku."
"Nice to meet you." Konan said
"Hey you got any money on you little girl?" Kazuku asked
"I'm a boy...." Haku said he looked like he was about to cry
Then a big kid walked over
".....Haku who made you cry?" Zabuza asked
"Him." Haku pointed at Kazuku
".....Give me your lunch money freak." Zabuza said
"NEVER!!!!!" Kazuku screamed then ran away
"Ummmmmm......Hi." Deidara said
"Hey it's another girl." Pain said
"I'm a boy un." Deidara said then started crying
"Leave him alone." Sasori said walking over
"Yeah Pain." Konan said
"Well." Pain replied
"Your a jerk...Leave." Zabuza said
"No." Pain said irritatingly