In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Cul-len
Wish I could get all the girls, yo
Didn't have to breathe
Didn't have to eat food
And of course I want to read everybody's thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light and drive a Volvo
And honestly I wanna play the piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my homie
Be a vegetarian even though I eat meat
Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy
That's such an awesome name, they'l all be jealous of me
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be in Dr. Cullen's family and the Olympic Coven
Then Edward can be my brethren and he can tell me how to be more like him
Jasper and Emmett are so cool also
And Alice is like Katy Perry
Hot and Cold
Don't wanna be near Rosalie, though cause I have a thing about being around A-holes
I'd run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please
It's obvious she would much rather be with me
And if he says no
Then I'll have to agree cause honestly he could beat the crap out of me
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen
Walkin, walkin, walkin's DUMB
Wish I could do the Edward run
Then I would be real quick, too
And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo
If I was Edward I would be a million times hotter then he could ever be
AND JAMES WOULD BE AFRAID OF ME
I would live happily if I could read people's thoughts
I wanna have Edward Cullen's life
I wanna graduate a thousand times
Just like...
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Cul-len
Wish I could get all the girls, yo
Didn't have to breathe
Didn't have to eat food
And of course I want to read everybody's thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light and drive a Volvo
And honestly I wanna play the piano
Although it would suck to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my homie
Be a vegetarian even though I eat meat
Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy
That's such an awesome name, they'l all be jealous of me
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be in Dr. Cullen's family and the Olympic Coven
Then Edward can be my brethren and he can tell me how to be more like him
Jasper and Emmett are so cool also
And Alice is like Katy Perry
Hot and Cold
Don't wanna be near Rosalie, though cause I have a thing about being around A-holes
I'd run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please
It's obvious she would much rather be with me
And if he says no
Then I'll have to agree cause honestly he could beat the crap out of me
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen
Walkin, walkin, walkin's DUMB
Wish I could do the Edward run
Then I would be real quick, too
And I could get home in time for Scooby Doo
If I was Edward I would be a million times hotter then he could ever be
AND JAMES WOULD BE AFRAID OF ME
I would live happily if I could read people's thoughts
I wanna have Edward Cullen's life
I wanna graduate a thousand times
Just like...
In Twilight, this guy I know
The palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now you know
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
I wanna be like Edward Cullen
Wish I could be like Edward Cullen
It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve of what is considered successful...
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is...making your own meals.
At age 12...success is...having friends.
At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 20...success is...having sex.
At age 35...success is...having money.
At age 50...success is...having money.
At age 60...success is...having sex.
At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 75...success is...having friends.
At age 80...success is...making your own meals.
At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is...making your own meals.
At age 12...success is...having friends.
At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 20...success is...having sex.
At age 35...success is...having money.
At age 50...success is...having money.
At age 60...success is...having sex.
At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 75...success is...having friends.
At age 80...success is...making your own meals.
At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.