[from trailer]
Nick: Zoe, I am now going to kiss your aunt.
Zoe: [covers her eyes] This is so embarrassing.


[from trailer]
Rare Steak Man: I said I want my steak rare.
Kate: [slams a raw steak onto the table] Rare enough for ya?

Kate: [leans her head on the couch, thinking Nick is going to kiss her]
Nick: Your leaning on my scarf.
Kate: [embarassed] Oh my, yah.


Therapist: Kids like fishsticks...
Kate: I can't believe I'm actually paying for these suggestions.


Kate: [about Nick] You bring in a sous chef from an Italian restaurant and I'm the one in therapy?

Therapist: Kate, I'm sure you will be able to prevent the worst from happening.
Kate: And that would be?
Therapist: That he will tolerate you for any length of time.


Kate: I know I'm doing everything wrong, but I promise you that I will always be here for you.
Zoe: [pause] Kate? You're not doing *everything* wrong.


Zoe: [while waiting for Nick to arrive] He's late... Men!


Kate: Oh, I see you've brought something to read to Zoe.
Charlotte: It's for my thesis... rapidly mutating deadly viruses.


Kate: What are we going to do about work?
Nick: What we always do. You tell me what to do and then I'll go behind your back and do whatever I want