In news that won’t come as a shock to non-readers of NME, One Direction have been nominated for Worst Album AND Worst Band in their 2012 Awards.

The NME is famously pompous with its musical merits over the years, and previous winners of the worst album award include Robbie Williams (twice), Jonas Brothers (twice), and even James Blunt, but you’ll be surprised (or maybe not) to find out that Coldplay are also up for the worst album award this year. Yes.

If you would like to vote for a band other than 1D (naughty), you can do so here. link

It’s always a good sign of a bands popularity when they get nominated for awards such as this, so despite being up for Best British Single for “What Makes You Beautiful” in the 2012 Brit Awards, they are seen in bad light in the NME’s.

hi, my name is dio brando and i live an average life in my mansion in egypt. one day vanilla ice and hol horse, my trusted servants told me that they had 2 sell me 2 one direction and i was so shocked i summoned my stand za warudo and was like "ZA WARUDOOOO" and stopped tiem 4 2 seconds and i vibe checked their asses

but then somebody broke into my mansion, and who could it be other than one direction themselves and harry was like "dio, ure our slave now" and i was like "omg harry ure so cute i want 2 kiss u but i dont want to be ure slave :("

"oh dio, i luv u gimmie kiss" said harry very britishly and we kissed and fell in love and got married

- dio brando xx