Cody: Hey, She-Fag, how’s it going
Cody’s Sister: I got a name, Cody. It’s Nicole
Cody: Whatever, She-Fag. Anyway, you remember the party we agreed on
Nicole: No, you agreed on it, and I said it was a stupid idea. Then you got so mad, that you started huffing paint thinner, and then decided to call all your friends and tell them we had a party tonight, even though I specifically told you not to call them
Cody: …… So, yes, you do remember?
Nicole: For all the wrong reasons, yes. And, everything about this is a wrong reason
Cody: Awesome, now-
(Later that night)
Cody: Lets get this party started (People cheer and start partying)
(Meanwhile)
Wind: (On PC, playing “Harvester”) Oh, if only child murder was legal.
(Meanwhile)
Cody: (Playing beer pong) This game is fun
Some Guy: Hey, guys. Look at this (Draws a penis on the face of an unconscious man, and everyone, except Nicole, laughs)
Nicole: I swear to god, Cody, you are just like a giant tumor
Cody: Is that because I smell like licorice
Nicole: ………
Cody: You know what we need
Nicole: Serious mental help?
Cody: Fuck no. We need a guy who can smash people heads in. That way, we can beat up some people here
Nicole: Why.. Did you huff paint thinner again
Cody: Of course not, I only breathed it in
Nicole: Oh dear go- And where would you even find someone like that
Cody: …………
Nicole: He wouldn’t even come
Cody: ……….. (Sends a picture of the unconscious man with a penis drawn on his face to Wind)
(Literally 5 seconds later)
Wind: (Pikes up baseball bat, puts it in the trunk of a car, gets in car and drives down road) (I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU, CODY)
(Later)
Wind: (Walks into the party) Oh god. What is this, a “Lord of the Flies” play (Walks over to Nicole) Where is he
Nicole: If your talking about the guys who find the male reproductive organ funny, they are in the bathroom
Wind: Does it look like I give a FUCK! about genitalia
Nicole: (Oh thank god, a sane person) Oh, in that case, Cody is upstairs, about to jump off the roof and into the pool
Wind: Thank you
Nicole: Oh, and one more thing
Wind: What
Nicole: Break his goddamn kneecaps
Wind: Gladly
(Later)
Cody: I’m the king of the world
Wind: …… On second thought, lets just see how this ends
Cody: (Jumps off the roof and tries to land in the pool, but ends up breaking his legs)
Wind: (Laughs) HA HA HA! OH GOD, JUST LOOK AT HIS LEGS! I CAN LITERALLY SEE THE BONE STICKING OUT! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HIS LEGS LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF WET SPAGHETTI NOODLES! OH GOD, THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY! (Sighs) ……. Oh, Cody, if you send me a picture of genitalia drawn on a mans face, I’ll chop off your fingers and force you to eat them
(The Next Day)
Nicole: So, Cody, what did you learn
Cody: (In a wheelchair) Absolutely nothing
Nicole: Of course
Cody’s Sister: I got a name, Cody. It’s Nicole
Cody: Whatever, She-Fag. Anyway, you remember the party we agreed on
Nicole: No, you agreed on it, and I said it was a stupid idea. Then you got so mad, that you started huffing paint thinner, and then decided to call all your friends and tell them we had a party tonight, even though I specifically told you not to call them
Cody: …… So, yes, you do remember?
Nicole: For all the wrong reasons, yes. And, everything about this is a wrong reason
Cody: Awesome, now-
(Later that night)
Cody: Lets get this party started (People cheer and start partying)
(Meanwhile)
Wind: (On PC, playing “Harvester”) Oh, if only child murder was legal.
(Meanwhile)
Cody: (Playing beer pong) This game is fun
Some Guy: Hey, guys. Look at this (Draws a penis on the face of an unconscious man, and everyone, except Nicole, laughs)
Nicole: I swear to god, Cody, you are just like a giant tumor
Cody: Is that because I smell like licorice
Nicole: ………
Cody: You know what we need
Nicole: Serious mental help?
Cody: Fuck no. We need a guy who can smash people heads in. That way, we can beat up some people here
Nicole: Why.. Did you huff paint thinner again
Cody: Of course not, I only breathed it in
Nicole: Oh dear go- And where would you even find someone like that
Cody: …………
Nicole: He wouldn’t even come
Cody: ……….. (Sends a picture of the unconscious man with a penis drawn on his face to Wind)
(Literally 5 seconds later)
Wind: (Pikes up baseball bat, puts it in the trunk of a car, gets in car and drives down road) (I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU, CODY)
(Later)
Wind: (Walks into the party) Oh god. What is this, a “Lord of the Flies” play (Walks over to Nicole) Where is he
Nicole: If your talking about the guys who find the male reproductive organ funny, they are in the bathroom
Wind: Does it look like I give a FUCK! about genitalia
Nicole: (Oh thank god, a sane person) Oh, in that case, Cody is upstairs, about to jump off the roof and into the pool
Wind: Thank you
Nicole: Oh, and one more thing
Wind: What
Nicole: Break his goddamn kneecaps
Wind: Gladly
(Later)
Cody: I’m the king of the world
Wind: …… On second thought, lets just see how this ends
Cody: (Jumps off the roof and tries to land in the pool, but ends up breaking his legs)
Wind: (Laughs) HA HA HA! OH GOD, JUST LOOK AT HIS LEGS! I CAN LITERALLY SEE THE BONE STICKING OUT! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HIS LEGS LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF WET SPAGHETTI NOODLES! OH GOD, THAT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY! (Sighs) ……. Oh, Cody, if you send me a picture of genitalia drawn on a mans face, I’ll chop off your fingers and force you to eat them
(The Next Day)
Nicole: So, Cody, what did you learn
Cody: (In a wheelchair) Absolutely nothing
Nicole: Of course
Evenly distributed....both sides the same
Balanced in harmony....comfortable and tame
Pictures of like-kind....similar borders
Symptom of obsessive compulsive disorders
True mirrored images....identical in sight
Top matching bottom....left matching right
Perfectly squared....no added component
"Peas in a pod"....indistinguishable moment
Life in a straight line....not bent or curved
Wary of cchanges....conformity preserved
Product of planning....time is well-spent
Resulting perfection....without symmetry with would would be torment
Symmetry is art....art is life
Symmetry is amazing....it should be more rife
Balanced in harmony....comfortable and tame
Pictures of like-kind....similar borders
Symptom of obsessive compulsive disorders
True mirrored images....identical in sight
Top matching bottom....left matching right
Perfectly squared....no added component
"Peas in a pod"....indistinguishable moment
Life in a straight line....not bent or curved
Wary of cchanges....conformity preserved
Product of planning....time is well-spent
Resulting perfection....without symmetry with would would be torment
Symmetry is art....art is life
Symmetry is amazing....it should be more rife