Penguins of Madagascar Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, you were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* You guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! You couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: You and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I SAID I NEEDED A MEDIC!!

Kill Kowalski Day Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did you stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...

Kill Kowalski Day Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: COOKIES AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....

Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill you if you don't tell me where you friends are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE NEXT COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!

(quite a while later)

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now you did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Survival chapter 6

posted by kivamarie

The next mourning it was about to take a turn for the worst.

Skipper: (wakes up) boy I slept well last night (looks at me) aw and I bet my pal slept well last night too. well time for us to keep on going to find the cure for you (puts my hand on his shoulder).

and so me and skipper continue to find the cure. just then i woke up.

Me (ill): (wakes up) ugh hi skipper.

Skipper: oh mourning Kiva.

me and skipper talk for a while when they heard something.

Me (ill): (scared) skipper what was that?

Skipper: I don't know Kiva but it could be another wild animal Kiva get something out of your backpack.

so I...

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I am in the PoM World.

posted by CuteCuddly

Ok, chapter three. Hope you enjoy.

I wake up before even Skipper. I turn over to look at the four, sleeping penguins. I smile. Private, on the second lowest bunk, is cuddling his lunacorn as close to his chest as possible. I frown. I makes me think of my favourite stuffed toy back home. (yes, I'm 12 and I sleep with stuffed toys sometimes) Half way around the world.

I get off the floor and wander around the HQ, trying to figure out what to do. I'm normally hungry as soon as I wake up, but I'm not. Then again, this isn't normal. I look at the clock. It's five am, or as Skipper would say, 0500...

Survival chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the next mourning I still feel sick and ill and i didn't get any sleep last night.

Me (ill): ugh oh man i didn't sleep well last night and I'm still sick and ill from the dirty water I drank yesterday (tries to get up but i fell on the ground) ugh i still feel sick I can't get up because of the dirty water i drank i still feel sick and ill and now I'm starting to feel weak. ugh if I don't do something quick I'm going to die or worse (still sick stays calm) ugh stay calm Kiva I promise myself that will survive and will stay alive. I'll try my best to stay awake and not close my eyes. ugh (feels...

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Till The Night Ends Chapter 4 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Slowly, the world around the 4 birds clear again and before they realized what was happening they were in the jungle!
As far as they can see, only green!
"What the ...?" Skipper stopped when he saw where they were.
"Wow!" Kowalski was amazed.
"Lara has done it." Called Private.
"Thank you." Suddenly, Lara's voice came from above.
The four looked up, but there was nothing else than to see a beautiful blue sky.
"You can not see me, you are in the trailer, remember?"
"We know that!" Skipper shouted angrily.
"Well, then I tell you now what you have to do here."
"Then begin!" Kowalski shouted.
"You work together...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 7: THE ZOO!!!!

posted by andresandru

"We woke up, felling dizzy, I just could barly stand up in four, then I saw her, yelly was right above us, death, the black over-grown badger, was behind us, as she turned in a circle.

I was trying to find where were we, but I didnt want to make yelly atack e with death, since I've never defeted her, I still acted dizzy, moving from one place to another, like if I was.....was......whats the word?"

"Sladish, annoying, drunk?" Private said, looking angrily at Skipper, he knew the real deal with this

"RIGHT! druk, like if I was drunk, she eventually discovered my trick, since evryone else was standing...

The Little Door Part 4

posted by Saracuda

"Skipper!" Liberty gasped. She picked up the limp penguin by his scruff and carried him into the cave. She lay him down on her bed of leaves and trotted to the other end of the cave to start a warm fire in the fireplace. Skipper didn't stir.
"Don't worry Libby. He's just exhausted."
she told herself.
A bright blaze roared to life and warmed the now bright cave. Suddenly Skipper's foot twitched and he rolled over, mumbling something inaudible.
Liberty stepped closer to try to hear it.
She realized he was talking in his sleep.
"Libby..Libby, where are you? What were you doing there? Where's the key.."...

The Little Door Part 3

posted by Saracuda

It was dark when the team returned from a mission. They were exhausted though Skipper tried to hide it. In spite of himself he realized he was swaying on his feet. Private let loose a wide yawn and Kowalski kept falling alseep standing up AND walking at the same time. Rico snored every so often, his head hanging on his shoulder like a pillow.
The penguins half climbed, half fell down the ladder and collapsed onto their bunks. But their sweet imediate dreams were short-lived. Suddenly the alarm blared and four groggy penguins hobbled into a weak defensive position.
A cloaked figure of a four-legged...

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Switched Part 3

posted by skipper12a

So here's the 3rd chapter of my little mix-up... Enjoy!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did you fix whatever it is you have to fix or will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, or even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really?...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 4

posted by SkippX101

"AHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Marlene as her and Skipper were dragged through the air by the grappling-gun, she was holding onto Skipper with all her might(basically squeezing the life out of him). "A...little...to TIGHT Marlene" Skipper gasped as they got nearer and nearer towards the aeroplane wing."Sorry!!! Ok lets get the suction-cups and the force-field machiney-thing out" Marlene yelled to be heard over the sound of the wind, Skipper held onto her a she got the suction-cups out of her backpack (they were just toilet-plungers) and kowalski's invention. They both landed on the aeroplanes wing,...

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the family of Skipper chapter 1: a horrible midnight

posted by andresandru

"Mom!" Skipper shouted while sleep, the team got scared and woke up, they saw how Skipper moved and shoook like crazy, while he mumbled things, they were to low to hear, except for some shouts

"Dad!" Marlene, Arlene and Mandy woke up, they ran to Skipper's habitat, they also saw how Skipper shook like crazy.

"cousin!! miserable fools! nooo!" the shouts were harder and harder, they woke up the whole zoo, everyone reunited, even the lemurs, but thanks to Arlene, Julien didn't woke up the crazy sleeper.

"no, no, NO!! MUST... AVENGE!!!!" he shouted, then, for surprise of all, he woke up, he turned...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

Hope you guys like this! its my first story. And i hope it does justice for Skilene!

Its a beautiful morning in Centeral Park zoo.All the animals are still asleep...Exept for Marlene who has woken up extra early to check her calender. "Yes! One more day until my birthday!" ,she thought, almost screeming out loud. "Hey i wonder if the guys are up ye-", but her thoughts were interrupted by the sound of an army trumpet going off. "Yup, their up" she said. WJumping over he habitats wall.

"Up and adam BOYS!!!", yelled Skipper, putting down the trumpet. "Ay Skipper", moaned Kowalski. "Yes sir!",...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 5

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: Wake up!
Kowalski: Huh??
Marlene: Skipper, it's like 3 in the morning!
Skipper: Exactly! That way we can beat the other teams before they can even wake up!
Private: Aww.... I couldn't get any sleep last night..... Rico was Sleep-regergitating again....
*Flashback*
Rico: BWEGH! BLEGH! BLAGH!
*Rico barfs out weapons and what-not*
Rico: BWAGH!
*Rico spits out a radio and a heavy metal song comes on*
Private: Oh come on!
*flashback ends*
The penguins, Marlene and Julien are seen at the top of the mountain.
Rico: Look!
Private: It's the banana tree! But... who's that?
Skipper: Po?? What are you doing...

Pengulla Part 3: Commando

posted by thecrazygeinus

Skipper, E, and Rico headed back to the HQ.

“Where is Kowalski and the other guy?” E asked. She regretted not getting a formal introduction in.

“Kowalski wanted to stare at the stars and watch some ‘meteor shower’ and Private is on recon duty.”

“I forgot that shower was tonight. I it his first recon shift?” E inquired.

“Second. The first time around he had filled up on Winkies.” Skipper answered. E laughed.

“Poor fool” Her stomach grumbled. She opened watch’s storage compartment. E had shrunk down a hot chocolate packet and placed it within the watch to be enlarged and...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 4: Hey Neighbor!

posted by Lexii23

Julien: *bursts into penguin HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand you to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 7: Funeral and Stories

posted by BirdG

Funeral and Stories

In the afternoon, Mason and Phil came back. They had gone to the edge of the forest where Marlene had found Private and now, they carried a bunch of white linen with them.

°.

They buried Kowalski in the light of sundown. They had dug a grave not far away from the oak; underneath some young birches, lowering their thin greened branches sadly over the dark stone, which Burt had dragged here as a grave stone. It was unshaved but deep grey and it did its sad effect…

The group of animals stood around the hole and looked down. The chimpanzees, Marlene and Maurice had wrapped Kowalski's...

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Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 6: The Date

posted by Metallica1147

Author's Note: Sorry for the wait everyone. School and family issues are holding me back from writing this story. But I at lease I'm working on this when I can! Sorry everyone. Thos story will go on.

Chapter 6: The Date

Later that night Blowhole was almost ready for his date with Nori. Both Brandon and Marlene was helping him getting ready.

"So am I finally ready for me date?" asked Blowhole.

"Almost," said Marlene, "Just one more thing."

"And what might that be?"

"A black rose for Nori." said Brandon.

"What happen to the red rose?"

"Red roses are so overrated, Marlene, its all about black!"

"Fine,...

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The Story I Made In 20 Minutes

posted by ___Sophie___

Weird story

Kowalski: Aww….
Me: i know what will cure that frown.
Private: Finally! I am not winkied anymore..
Kowalski: What?! (sniffles)
Me: Let's make a new science experiment!!
Skipper: Oh no! Let me slap you with this FISH!!
Kowalski: Ahhh!!! (runs)
Skipper: What are you looking at?
Me: Nuuthing…..why are you looking at me with that glare on your face?
Skipper: I’m also gonna slap you with this fish if I’m done with Kowalski….
Me: What!?!

Me and Kowalski flees away…..

Me: Ok that didn't work! I'll just go with Rico instead. Hey Rico!

Approaches Rico…

Rico! Wha?
Me: Want to join me in my...

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The Deadly Triangle - [4]

posted by SummerPoM

Chapter 4 - Again

The same day, later.

All members were packing.
Their luggage contained enough for a few days. All bags had survival kit. But nothing was enough for survive in an island.
"Are you all ready?", Skipper asked cheerfully.
"YEAH!!", all people said.
"NO!!", Kowalski shouted.
"Why, soldier?", Skipper asked.
"I have a device that communicates and connects us to each other. It will help us."
"A Walkie-Talkie?", Private suggested.
"Yes", Kowalski sighed as he handed the walkie-talkies to everyone. "A Walkie-Talkie".
"Okay, are you ready now?", Skipper asked again.
"YEEEAH!!", all said.
"So here...

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It. Chapter 15: It's true form.

posted by 67Dodge

"Okay Pennywise!! Show yourself now!!" yelled Maurice. A cough emerged and a fog with the image of Pennywise appeared there. "Hey there Skipper, can't find your best friend?" asked Pennywise. "Marlene? Of course you dumbass!! We lost her to you!!" yelled Skipper. "Oh that's sad, very sad indeed, but you're in luck, cause I happen to know, where Marlene is," said Pennywise with a grin on his face. "Then where is she?! I think you're lying!!" yelled Kowalski. "Let's see if Marlene here thinks I'm lying, Marlene, am I lying?" said Pennywise, holding Marlene, who was limp and non-responsive. He...

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Star pengs ch 3: star lover

posted by andresandru

The four entered with The Comander to an arena that was very large, it was al gray, the floor was divided in squares, just then the Comander stopped and turned around there he pulled out a gray cilinder with some black dots on it, he then pressed a button, and two large concrete blocks appeared, he then spoke

"I'll teach you how to use the plasma saber's power so well, that you will do this, blindfolded!" the Comander said, he then put a vend infront of his yes, and jumped and broke with one slice the two concrete blocks

"wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" they all said

"her have yours!" the Comander...