Megan

If you have any I forgot, just let me know in comments and I'll add it. :)

1. You rattle off random quotes throughout the day.
2. You know what animal Maurice is, even though he doesn't look like one.
3. You laugh whenever someone says 'succeed.' (And you get that.)
4. You know Kowalski's, Skipper's, and Private's worst fears.
5. You hate sushi but eat it anyway.
6. Penguins, lemurs, otters, and dolphins are your favorite animals.
7. You think purple is a vegetable.
8. God doesn't exist; the Sky Spirits do.
9. You're a fangirl/fanboy of cartoon animals. Really? Cartoon animals? So weird.
10....

PROLOGUE: INTRODUCTION TO THESIS

Alright, so I have a "Broken-mind" as some may call it. My Corpus Callosum was many years ago, and I've disregarded the signs to this point. But now I fear I may still be showing signs of a split-brain. This clipboard is a sign of it. My keeping a clipboard for personal thoughts is somewhat split for my working clipboard. The other is a record of scientific thought, and my mathematical skills. But science often interferes with my personal thought, that which is yet to be explained.

Corpus Callosum, a treatment for "Split-brain". I have to record this, to remind...

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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to edit it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski next to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when you find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins or Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty year-old watermelon in your colon. (phil)...

Kowalski's Guide to Sciency Things 

Hi there. I'm Kowalski. The penguin brainiac, some will say. And sense you are reading this, the cause must be either you want to learn how to do things more sciency, or you are bored out of your mind and this is the only thing you can find to read.
Either way, you are reading it, so keep on doing it. Now I am not a reader, so I don't know how long introductions should be. I'll just stop here. 
Happy reading!

Sciency lesson #1, How to make it seem like you're smart

If you want to be smart, you have to make it seem like you are. One of the things I do is talk...