Rico Demotivational

MacGuffium 239 was, as you know, mentioned in "It's About Time". It was a pink, glowing liquid. But, what exactly would it look like if it was real? ......................................................................................................First, let's get a lesson in the periodic table. The Periodic Table is grouped by similar properties with each of its 117 elements (some of which haven't been verified, but I won't get into that since it's difficult to explain). Elements are ordered by their atomic number, which is the number in the top left corner of the element square. Under...

Author’s Note: This is the third installment of my skits. First was the regular POM skits, then a set of Skilene skits, and now I present to my readers, Villain skits. If you want to read the first twenty skits, click link for the first set of regular POM skits and link for the Skilene skits. As the title says, these skits will showcase our favorite villains in some sort of funny antic, or at least that’s my goal. Any skit with a Roman numeral in brackets next to it has a skit note associated with it at the end. I hope you enjoy them.

21) Figure of Speech [XII]

    “So,...

I was awaiting his decision I had wanted to make to save my two friends and get then out of this hell hole, and make them not suffer anymore, but then blowhole had that grin on that face that made me cringe, I knew what was about to happen.

Blowhole:actually I have a better idea, and idea that I like a whole lot better...minion, go get my favorite weapon.

The minion then smiled at all of us, that terrible grin on. There faces were bothering me, god, why can't they leave us alone, haven't we suffered enough. The minion stopped smiling and ran out of the room to go get this "special weapon"

Blowhole:...