Private slap Kowalski

Dr Blowhole gazed calmly at the moniters. There was nothing, absolutly NOTHING, going on anywhere. He was starting to get bored. He hadn't schemed against the penguins in a while.
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.

Unless...

Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed by it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.




Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as you are, pay attention!...

Those are all Bada and Bing's quotes from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)



*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: You can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma punch your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, you gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...

Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the peanut butte--
Wait! Where's the peanut butter winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! You have peanut butter on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would you believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the peanut butter winkie...

Ch. 3
"What did you do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't you ask him yourself," the dolphin chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are you doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants you to think," Skipper said in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...

"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do you always have to start off my day with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...

I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my bed and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...

Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the Snail approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced by Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and by King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....

Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large fountain stood...