1. Tell him the love him and Esme has is not real he saved her life so she had to marry him

2. Tell him everyone knows he goes to his iffice for lunch everyday as he is drinking the peoples blood.

3.Tell him is too creepy and he has to go back to the volturi

4. Tell him that he only changed them people as he wanted atleast a little bit of blood.

5. Tell him Edward is a better doctor as at least he was able to deliver Nessie while he was hungry and Carlilse was out huntung for his own good.

6. Tell him he should have know about the venom unjection straight to the heart as he has created more vampires than Edward yet he knew straight away.