WARNING: It is probable that the interview you are about to read is the most pathetic thing you will ever lay eyes on for numerous reasons. The main one being that I won, and those hos Shandeh and Kriztin claim to suck at interviews leaving me to interview myself. Another is that in this interview there are numerous (failed) attempts to be funny. So read with caution.

(This is where I would congratulate anyone else, but congratulating yourself makes you sound like a tool)

Why do you ship St. Berry?
Bitch, I wrote an entire link about this so I could clearly go on for a while about how much I...