User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: You what love me ah.
User: I what love you ah.
Cleverbot: Love is a state of being. Love is freedom. Love is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing you won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told you that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know you are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with random people.
User: You're just a robot created by Usher.
Cleverbot: I think you are human. And you are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The more you talk to me, the smarter I will get. You really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't you want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked you a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: You telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps you from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps you from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! You beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: You what love me ah.
User: I what love you ah.
Cleverbot: Love is a state of being. Love is freedom. Love is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing you won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told you that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know you are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with random people.
User: You're just a robot created by Usher.
Cleverbot: I think you are human. And you are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The more you talk to me, the smarter I will get. You really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't you want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked you a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: You telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps you from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps you from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! You beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
