Random Article: Best pickup lines ever! XD

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posted by neonstars

Are you a scientist Cause I'd Like to do you on a Table , Periodically(:

If you where a Triangle You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

Hey baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up (:

Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

You remind me of my next boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If you were a snack pack id eat you without a spoon.

You smell like a flower. Can I plant you in my garden?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

deathding, I-Luv-L and 2 others like this

seffro Baby I'll treat you like I treat my homework... Slam you on the table and do you all night long x3

neonstars (: Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

neonstars XD

KatieK102 Lol I like the last one xD

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if you live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The next day, cut the balloons off and you got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when you can barely move as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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NikPiks - Yikes: A Postmodern Debacle: A YIIK Synopsis, Analysis and Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

… So YIIK is a game

Okay, so a lot of you, or hell, all of you are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are you doing this time?” All two of you that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a year ago on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...

NikPiks - SMT Nocturne > Persona 5: A Nocturne Retrospective

posted by Windwakerguy430

Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with quotes because any SMT fans will tell you that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that you may know, and the reason why you are reading this article right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...

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Love Hina Keitaro Urashima spanking Sarah McDougal

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Goth Aesthetic

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Lightning Tiger

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Our least favorite characters

posted by scarletunicorn

So, this started out as a small little thing between AudreyFreak and me, but I'd thought it'd be good for us to comment on characters we don't like and don't care for, and maybe it'd be good to explain, even those characters that are glorified by the fandom but have overall massive problems in general.

So, let's go!

Margery Tyrell (Game of Thrones).

AF- Unlike her less developed but actually likable book counterpart, TV Margaery (or “Marge Boleyn”, as some say, which I love) has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s essentially a glorified prom queen who just lives to cattily pick on...

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Stupid Things People Actually Search On Google #2

posted by deathding

Let's fuckin do this

Well, the first episode has a whopping SEVENTEEN fans now, which is my most popular article to date, so I guess a lot of you wanted a sequel. Hope you guys enjoy, sorry it took so long to happen. XD

"How to compliment a guy."

It's not that hard, just say something nice. Do you REALLY need advice from the internet on something so INSANELY simple such as this?

"Fries insulted me!"

You insult humanity, it's a pretty fair trade to me.

"Paul's Empire."

DANCE my minions, DANCE! >:D

"What does astroglide smell like?"

Fresh flowers, unless the lubricant has been used after masturbating, in which case a...