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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 14: Faster Than Flying

Narrator: The city of Townsville. Now let's see what's happening today.

Song: link

Narrator: I hear a lot of sirens. Where are they coming from?
Cops: *Chasing a big rig pulling a trailer*
Narrator: What got stolen this time?
Grubber: *Holding a Bazooka. He spits his tongue while firing a missile*
Narrator: Oh.
Cops: *Watching one of their cars get blown to smithereens*
Blossom: *Flying with Bubbles, and Buttercup* We'll intersect the Gangreen Gang before they cross the bridge.
Bubbles: I think it's too late.
Buttercup: *Watching them cross the bridge* We can't let them leave town!! *Flies faster. She picks up the trailer*
Ace: We're almost there!!
Snake: *Watching the trailer fly away in the rear view mirror* Hey boss, look behind us!
Ace: *Looks at Buttercup holding the trailer* Oh no! Grubber, Big Billy, and Arturo will be arrested!!
Snake: And they have all the weapons!
Ace: *Pulls out a handgun* Not all of them. *Turns around*
Bubbles: Buttercup, look out!!
Ace: *Fires three times at Buttercup*
Buttercup: *Throws the trailer back at the truck*
Snake: Boss!!

Stop the song. An explosion occurred as the trailer hit the truck.

Blossom: *Closes her eyes* Whoa.
Bubbles: That's one way to stop a bad guy.
Buttercup: Those five won't be anymore trouble now.
Blossom: You killed them!
Bubbles: Does this mean you don't love Ace anymore?
Buttercup: *Angrily stares at Bubbles*
Blossom: You know, those five could have escaped. We should find something faster than flying to get around Townsville.
Buttercup: Like what?
Bubbles: *Puts her hand on her chin as she thinks*
Blossom: I got it!
Buttercup: What?
Blossom: We'll have our own cars, just like the police.
Buttercup: Uh, Blossom, did you forget that we're too young to drive?
Blossom: But we're super heroes. I'm sure they'll make an exception. We could even make our own cars from scratch.
Bubbles: I think me and Buttercup will stick with flying.
Blossom: Fine. You have fun letting the bad guys escape, I'll get a more reliable mode of transportation. *Flies away*
Narrator: Most plans seem good at first, but people sometimes don't realize until the last second that they really aren't good at all. Let's hope that Blossom's plan doesn't turn out like that. Another day of crime fighting ends with a nice evening filled with relaxtion, and...
Bubbles: Sushi!
Professor Utonium: I got it for you while I was picking up a few tools.
Blossom: What kind of tools?
Professor Utonium: Oh, you know, tools I use for building, or fixing my inventions.
Narrator: This gave Blossom an idea on how to build her car, but there was one problem.

Midnight, everyone was asleep.

Blossom: The professor sleeps in the lab downstairs, and that's where his tools are. I gotta be very quiet. *Slowly opens the door. She tip toes down to the lab*
Professor Utonium: *Sleeping on his bed*
Blossom: *Using her X-ray vision in the dark to locate the tools. She finds them on a drawer to her left*
Professor Utonium: *Opens one eye*
Blossom: *Tip toeing as she looks back at the professor. She sees that he is facing away from her*
Professor Utonium: *Closes his eye as he turns his head around*

The next morning, Blossom woke up her sisters.

Blossom: Wake up, wake up!! I did it, I did it, I did it!
Bubbles: *Yawns* Did what?
Blossom: Come and see!

In front of their house, Blossom's car was sitting out on the street.
Blossom's new car
Blossom's new car


Buttercup: No way, you bought it, and had it shipped here.
Blossom: I did not. I built it myself. I nearly got caught too, because I borrowed the professor's tools.
Bubbles: And that's how you built it?
Blossom: Yep. Anyway it's time to patrol Townsville. Meet you at City Hall.
Buttercup: Roger. *Takes off with Bubbles*
Blossom: Okay. *Sits in her car* Let's get rolling. *Puts the key in the ignition, and turns it clockwise. The engine does not start* Hm. *Scratching her head* That's odd. *Turns the key again*

The engine still refused to start.

Blossom: I don't believe this. Come on!
Bubbles: *Flying with Buttercup, looking down at the streets* Those streets are pretty crowded.
Buttercup: I don't know what Blossom was thinking. She's gonna be stuck behind a hundred cars while we do all the work.
Narrator: Town hall seems peaceful so far. Buttercup and Bubbles are waiting for their sister.
Bubbles: She's late for our rendezvous.
Buttercup: I told you. That traffic is probably making everyone late.

But it wasn't the traffic that was making Blossom late. Her car wouldn't start, and she was trying for ten minutes to get it running.

Blossom: *Blushing* Well, that didn't work either. *Holding something purple* Better return this to my room. *Flies into the house, then quickly returns* I put this piece of junk together the way it's supposed to be. Why won't it start?!?! *Kicks the car, and then it starts* How cliche, but at least it worked. *Gets into her car, and drives*
Narrator: Don't worry girls, your sister is on her way.
Bubbles: *Sitting with Buttercup on a bench* Maybe we should search the rest of Townsville while we wait for Blossom.
Buttercup: Nuh-uh. We're waiting here for her.
Bubbles: But what if something bad is happening, and we're not there to help?
Buttercup: Blossom told us to meet her here. We're not leaving until she arrives.
Narrator: But then, Mojo Jojo appeared.
Mojo Jojo: *Holding a shotgun* Hello girls! I was about to hold the Mayor hostage, but it looks like you can join us.
Bubbles: Well, looks like something bad is happening.

Mojo made the two girls go into Town Hall. Inside the Mayor's office, this was happening.

Mayor: *Eating a pickle* Ah, I love these delicious things. I could eat these all day!
Mojo Jojo: *Barges in with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Not today you will!!
Mayor: *Gasps* Mojo Jojo?!?! You won't steal my pickles!!
Mojo Jojo: I'm not here for that.
Mayor: *Confused* You don't want my pickles?
Mojo Jojo: I am holding you ransom for $100,000,000! If I do not get the sum of $100,000,000 by 5 PM tonight, you three will be dead.
Buttercup: Well, who's gonna get the money?
Ms. Bellum: *Walks in*
Mojo Jojo: She will!!
Ms. Bellum: Mayor, girls, are you alright?
Bubbles: We're fine.
Buttercup: We're being held hostage for $100,000,000!
Mayor: That's a lot of money, but if you don't give it to him, we'll be dead!
Mojo Jojo: And then I will steal your pickles.
Mayor: NO!!!!!! The horror!!!! *Falls down on the floor, and cries*
Bubbles: Poor Mayor.

Blossom was driving to Town Hall, but there was a traffic jam.

Blossom: Come on. How long does it take to get down this street?

All of a sudden, the engine stalled.

Blossom: I think I know why now.

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Mojo Jojo: *Looking at a watch. It says 4:30 PM* Ms. Bellum has half an hour. If she does not arrive with the sum of $100,000,000, you three will be dead!
Bubbles: I think we're already aware of that.
Buttercup: Well, you know how he is. *Imitating Mojo Jojo* I enjoy repeating myself over and over again! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo!! *Laughing*
Mojo Jojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! First Bubbles imitates me, then Blossom, and now you, but you imitate me incorrectly. I am clear, concise, to the point. I am-
Bubbles: Mojo Jojo.
Mojo Jojo: How did you know I was about to say that?!?!
Bubbles: Heehee!
Buttercup: It's obvious, you say it all the time.

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Blossom: *Trying to get her car to start* Now isn't a good time for this! And it's also not a good place.
People: *Stuck behind Blossom's car, honking their horns*
Blossom: *Turns the key in the ignition again* Start, start, start!
Man 57: I don't have time for this! *Rams into the back of Blossom's car. This makes it start*
Blossom: Hm, this thing seems to enjoy a rough beating. *Continues driving to Town Hall*
Narrator: After four minutes, she finally arrived.
Blossom: Where are my sisters? *Steps out of her car* It did take me a while to get here. Maybe they're inside. *Flies up to peak into the Mayor's office. She gasps when she sees Mojo Jojo, and his hostages*
Mojo Jojo: 25 minutes left.
Blossom: Nobody holds my sisters hostage! *Fires lasers from her eyes. They break the window, and hit Mojo Jojo*
Mojo Jojo: Ah! *Falls down, dropping his shotgun*
Mayor: Blossom!
Blossom: *Flies into the room* Hello everyone. Sorry about the window.
Mayor: That's okay. Just don't do it again.
Mojo Jojo: *Standing up, he grabs the shotgun*
Bubbles: *Melts the shotgun with her laser vision* Nice try Mojo.

Ten minutes later.

Mojo Jojo: *In jail* Uuuugh. I hate this place.
Narrator: Despite the failure of Blossom's car, everything still worked out just fine. So once again, the day is saved, thanks to.....

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Snake, Lil Arturo, and the Mayor
Jeff Bennett as Ace, Grubber, and Big Billy
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jennifer Martin as Ms. Bellum

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from January 10, 2018
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and join us!
Allex: Ok. What are you doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this article is not about sheep or bananas it is about a more serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone reading this
writing a comment about what you think is write or wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

or the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of random to write what they think is right


and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
or the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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DEMENTED POEMS

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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I found this hilarious article on pcworld.com
Don't know who the author is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Caps Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be more imaginative.

I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The show was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids show that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The show had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favorite parts of the show was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

link

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did you get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked by his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes home and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother replies " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad replies "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she replies "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? You know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let you go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are you enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End