These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:

1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."

2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."

3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."

4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."

6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."

7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."

8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."

10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."

P.S. you can tell more in your comments.

In most of the Western countries,like the UK,the age limit of majority is set to 18,sometimes 21.In Muslim countries people are already treated as adults at age 13!There are recently made proposals to reset the global age limit of majority from 18 to 16.

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Well I don't care if you don't so ima tell you anyway!
To be honest with you everything you been told is a lie!
I'm sorry I'm sorry but it's true!
Here's a cookie?*holds out a cookie*
Anyway like I said its true everything you been told is A LIE! *le gasp*
You know how they told you that animals can't talk and how your imaginary friend isn't real? They lied to us!!
Animals can talk they always talking about food and there day! While our friends that no one can't see is trying to make us laugh that's why you see so many people burst out in laughter so often.
Well that's all I had to share...
FOR NOW! Hehe

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The Starra launched herself at me. I wailed for help. A Lightopian ship flew overhead, and out came four Lightopians.
"Well, well." The one in front chuckled. "What do we have here?"
"Attacking our young ones, is that it?" said another.
"Shut your trap, Snipps!"
The Starra gasped.
"Umm..." Her tail twitched nervously. I smiled.
"GET HER!"
I kicked the Starra off of me. She landed with a loud thud. The other Lightopians swarmed around her with furious yowls. Blood and fur flew. Suddenly, I saw a small shape flee. I tried pinning her down, but missed. She took off into the air. The other four followed. I watched as fur flew in the sky, before the Starra went down. The Lightopians came to see if I was okay, and took me away.

Starra's POV-
I opened my eyes, and felt blood trickling down my fur. I growled in frustration. "I can't believe I let myself be taken down..." I grumbled, "Those Lightopians will rue the day the messed with the daughter of the top-trained Starra leader!"

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