What is Vocaloid? A voice synthesizer. A Toyota Corolla endorser. An amazing group of digitized singers that you can download right onto your computer. My favorite group of singers. From Vocaloids that are so well known that they become viral, like Hatsune Miku, to the ones that you almost never hear about, like Prima and Tonio, these singers have a wide variety of voice types, specialties, songs, and looks. I have been following Vocaloid ever since I heard little Hachune Miku sing her version of Ievan Polkka while swinging her leek, and since then I've acquired a vast knowledge of the amazing...

My Name Is Zack
My Sister Is Lucy
I am 12
And she is 6

Our dads always mad
He screams and he yells
I don’t think he likes us
It's easy to tell

Mums only kind
When dad's not around
And when he is home
She hardly makes a sound

Mums always out,
Never home
Dads always drunk,
And always alone

As soon as we hear
Those jingly keys
We run and hide
We run and plea

We find a place
And curl up tight
I hold her hand
And she holds mine

And soon enough
Dad then walks in
Don’t make a sound, don’t say a word
I pray inside, deep within

But Lucy she cannot help herself
For the pain is just too much
"O-God" she yells
"Why are...

The adventure began when Jenny sat next to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

He only has one oar in the water.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree...

Ok that's it I'm doing it even if people didn't even wanted me to do it I'm doing it anyways.

Hello everybody welcome to Alpha's top ten list (and yes I called it that very unoriginal...) Well I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to list some of the worst fandoms of all of history. Oh and before I start this list, but it's pretty obvious that this is my opinion and I'm not here to hurt anyone. So here we go!!!!

10. Beliebers- You're probably wondering why this isn't higher and yes I find these fans really annoying!!! This is probably an example of an average crazy fangirl, but I don't...

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me: midnight, how did you come up with this theory? it depletes all that science stands for!

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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's...

E3 this year was kind of an atrocity. Bethesda had a huge mess with their audience, EA was EA, Ubisoft was publishing a game for the fucking WII in 2019, and no one cares about Microsoft. But Devolver does what they do best, be ultra violent and insane. Even if their library of games wasn’t that big, they were all very impressive. A new horror game, a running battle royale, DLC for The Messenger, and a new trailer for my most anticipated game of the year, My Friend Pedro. So let’s talk about it.



My Friend Pedro follows an unnamed, masked man and his friend, a talking banana named Pedro,...

Ok, Muggles, I need you opinion on my story! Any suggestions? :P PLEASE COMMENT! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE! Thank you! :)





In the battle against two myths, two High School sweethearts must face the ultimate challenge; either put everything at risk to be together, or put their love at risk to stay alive.


Chapter 1

Henna


Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had happened to me. Neither have you, because there are no records of it....

The death combo
chapter 1

It was just a normal day for Scourge. Taking care of Bloodclan. “i think I'll go hunt” mewed scourge. He walked in twolegplace, searching for something edible. When he was about to give up he saw it, a plump squirrel on an empty thunderpath. He stalked it slowly. Right before he could pounce the a shadow fell on the squirrel and it ran away. Scourge turned over to the one who cast the shadow. 'hey you, I was about to catch that!” but when scourge saw the one who did it he froze. It was no cat who scared off his prey. It was a strange creature. A cat sized green...

"Every Time You Lie"


You told me on a Sunday
That it wasn't gonna work
I tried to cry myself to sleep
'Cause it was supposed to hurt
We sat next to the fire
As the flame was burning out
I knew what you were thinking
Before you'd say it aloud

Don't say your sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking
You're not worth the time that this is taking

I knew better than to let you break my heart
This soul you'll never see again, won't be showing scars
You still love her I can see it in your eyes
The truth is all that I can hear
Every time you lie

I woke up the next morning
With a smile on my face
And a long...

Hi! Today i'm going to tell you some fun facts about the movie Wreck-It Ralph. Well, lets get started!!!!!! :D

Did you know?

Disney first began developing an animated film about the world of video game characters in the 1980s. At that time the project was called “High Score” and in the 1990s was titled “Joe Jump.” In the 2000s, when the movie was finally pushed forward, the first two months of story development focused on Fix-It Felix Jr. as the main character.

Early in production it was considered to keep all characters in their native graphic quality, essentially making Ralph look...

The Game is a mind game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as possible. The Game has been described alternately as pointless and infuriating, or as a challenging game that is fun to play.[1] As of 2010, The Game is played by millions worldwide.

Rules:

There are three rules to The Game:
1)Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody...

When you get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the Star Wars "greek" club.

You would love to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your ass so you can be as wise as Yoda

When you get into a fight, you automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If you get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When you spend time watching the Star Wars trilogy because you think there will be a test on it later.

You punch out trekkies who say "Death star my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....

My mom fell in love with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in love with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh,...

Listen to what she has to say.
Remember what she says.
Paying attention even when she isn’t around. Example? "I remember you telling me you love that song by So-and-so. It was playing the other day and it made me think of you."
Let her know she comes into your mind even when she isn’t around.
Compliment her.
Make her smile.
Give her enough space to maintain her desired Independence.
Be there when she needs you. Even if it seems silly to you. Problems affect different people differently, so try to understand.
Don’t let her get away with disrespecting you. This may come as a surprise, but in every...

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...

-Cats: Will treat you like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.

-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.

-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for you to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your bed and take up all the space.

-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.

-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when you try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...