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Guyz!!1! Think about this 4 a moment!!!!!!!!1!
Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped by aliens 1282839 years ago and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the day to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created by slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
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Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped by aliens 1282839 years ago and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the day to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created by slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
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Carving The Turkey
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
He makes a fancy show of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
By the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.
He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega or Sonic the hedgehog fans who love Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did you read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went home and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
1. Dogs can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy by initiating cuddling.
2. In Iceland, more books are published and sold per person every year than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published author in their lifetime.
3. Hippo milk is pink.
4. President George W. Bush was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
2. In Iceland, more books are published and sold per person every year than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published author in their lifetime.
3. Hippo milk is pink.
4. President George W. Bush was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
