Come at me bro

As an introductory note, none of this is directed at anyone in particular. It's just based on what I've seen here and elsewhere. I don't wanna start any shit; this is just kinda my two cents about etiquette.l

My opinion pretty much revolves around one policy: don't be an asshole.

Don't be a grammar nazi. Yeah it's annoying when people can't spell or fuck up punctuation but honestly, so what? Unless they made an honest mistake, you being uptight about spelling and grammar isn't going to change how someone types (any grammar nazi would know this from experience). What do you gain, anyway, from...

My name is Chris
I am three
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes...

Listen for this, I would absolutely love this if this happened to me! I know, imma girl :D!
1. Call her cute and lovable, not sexy! Girls don't want to be called sexy, it makes them think that boys are only thinking about your body, and Girls hate that!
2. Get her phone number, and text her a lot. Nobody's ever done this with me! But I would feel super special if a boy did that
3. Talk to them a lot. A boy in a class, talked to me a lot last year and science and made me laugh. Do that!
4. Be nice, and don't be mean. If your mean to her, or you just don't talk to her. I encourage you to stop being...