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Fanta Sea~ ;D

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Palmtop_Tiger, TROLO and 7 others like this

polarwagon Caught in a landslide,

squidysyd No escape from reality,

Moosick Open your eyes,

polarwagon Look up to the sky

someone_save_me And see~ I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

Moosick Because I'm easy come easy go, little high little low.. :)

fake_alibi13 Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me...

squidysyd To me

squidysyd It's good to know that other people know that Queen exist too. I'm actually listening to it right now.

2ntyoneplts I will never un-hear that! XD

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fun "rules" of life and a Cynic's guide to life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I'm putting two funny articles together in one, hope you enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you...

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WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!!!

posted by iluvsmj

1) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are You Andy or Barney?

6) I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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10 Annoying things to do in an Elevator

posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person next to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.