True story

So, mister Okimaw.... Thanks for coming to your performance review!
No problem.
So you're in charge here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely. I'm the Chief.
Okay. So take through a day in the life of "The chief."
Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to Harper-
LIKE A CHIEF

Sign a treaty-
LIKE A CHIEF

Lead a protest-
LIKE A CHIEF

Remember Ceremonies-
LIKE A CHIEF

Direct councils-
LIKE A CHIEF

My own Tipi-
LIKE A CHIEF

Council manage-
LIKE A CHIEF

Promote members-
LIKE A CHIEF

Insult Harper-
LIKE A CHIEF

Get snubbed-
LIKE A CHIEF

Put on Pokerface-
LIKE A CHIEF

Send some letters-
LIKE A CHIEF

Call out a warrior cry-
LIKE A CHIEF...

#1 - Saturn's Rings
Saturn's rings are arguably the flattest structure known to man, being some 300,000 km end-to-end but with a vertical thickness of about 10 meters.

#2 - Density of Saturn
Saturn is the only planet in the solar system that would float on water.

#3 - Traveling Time
Traveling at the speed of light it would still take you over 4 years to reach the Sun’s nearest neighbour star.

#4 - Fuel for Thought
The Sun burns 600 million tons of Hydrogen every second.

#5 - Cosmic Popcorn Anyone?
The Cosmic Microwave Background that we detect today started traveling towards us over 13 billion years...

Why?I didn't want to do this!A war??God.It was so fast.I could remember the crowds cheering.
Everyone else had guns,swords,and some were standing on one knee behind a huge gun.
"10."A guard said.
My eyes closed,the song Summertime-By Bridgit Mendler-echoed in my head.10 butterflies.
"9,"9 Birds.
"8," 8 Clouds.
"7,"7 Days a Week.
"6,"6 Caterpillars.
"5,"5 Fingers.
"4,"4 Trees.
"3,"3 Leaves.
"2,"2 Branches.
"1."1 sun,1 way,and 1 war.My eyes opened instantly.
PHEW!PHEW!BOOM!POW!
Guns.
I pulled out my Sword.
People yelling.
Then it happened,almost death.
The three of us ran forward,swords in front.Suddenly,THUNK!I...

On my back, I lie, squinting at the twilight,
As splutters of rain drops fall on my cheek;
Light cold breeze strikes and takes me off-guard,
‘Cause it felt like your breath,
Slow, but fast and weak, but strong.

I close my eyes as a thunder tears open the sky,
But, in stead of blackness, I see you, your smile;
Come alive, my five senses,
To gaze at her beauty, to get a whiff of her scent,
To devour her lips’ taste, to hear her enchanted voice,
And feel the delicacy of her skin.

The first drop of my tears roll down my cheek
And mix up with the everlasting rain,
As I remember your face tilting to the other...

A great 3 letter word hase been in our lives since we could eat. that word my friends is pie. and when I was 9-11 the only thing that I thought about was GET PIE!!!! GET PIE! GET PIE! GET PIE!!! and my friends my family and school were just ways of blocking me from MORE PIE!! so when I heard about pie squares you just can't fully get the idea. this is what I said.

"Wait! WAIT! WAIT!!!!! they sell PIE in little packs for a few dollers each! I got enough! I CAN GET PIE!"

So every time I went to the store with my dad we got this big box of pie. But hey it was not easy. I had to FIND the pie. then...