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How To Ignore Haters,Be Original And Go Fulfill Your Dreams.

posted by koolkat-1104

I believe in my heart that we shouldn't have to change or selves or stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our heart is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make you stronger.For example if you want to be a singer be a singer,If you want to be an Artist be an artist.If you want to be different and original than be original because you have to fulfill your dreams.If you stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy or complete and you'll let the hater win by giving...

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Omegle Comebacks

posted by Me_Iz_Here

There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, or being a creep, you will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks you can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck random strangers.

Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.

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45 things a girl wants, but won’t ask for

posted by karpach_14

I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the list would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny...

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How to Kill Someone...With a SPOON.

posted by MarMar_XigLux

“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out you hate someone. No, not just hate. You FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, you wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then you be like "omgomgomg" and then...

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I love you - International

posted by KilledbyanAngel

Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an article - How to Say "I love you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I love you!" (English

2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)

3. "أحبك" (Arabic)

4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)

4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)

5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)

5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)

6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)

6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)

7. "Et vull" (Catalan)

8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])

8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)

9. "Volim te" (Croatian)

10. "Miluji tě"...

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10 reasons why penguins are cool

posted by ky-chan

okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a list why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their food (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said

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My top 20 favorite animated girls

posted by deathchick9

20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.

The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick ass in life.

The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorite Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.

The original dark magician...

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Fun things to do at the mall with your friends

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and my friend love the mall but what makes it more fun are the following

-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could you please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When you go into a store adress your friend by a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if you go into one of those store that plays the music REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but you and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about random things. like terrorists or something

Have fun with friends at the mall!

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20 Things To Do in Band Class

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if you can try the harmomonica or the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...

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Weeaboo Uprising - Samurai Western (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Western films, movies about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, movies about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck said “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where guns were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...

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THE RETURN OF THE RANDOM BOOB JUSTICE!

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Illumination Entertainment Characters as The Seven Deadly Sins Part One Scarlet Overkill as Lust

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Vickey's Wedgie

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fart in the face

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Olesya Kharitonova

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african nudist beach

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72 Most Common Fears

posted by grayza_love07

These are the top 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as you scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.

[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] Flowers or other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...

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Random Funny Lines/Quotes!

posted by deathding

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.

An apple a day can keep any doctor away if you throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...

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