Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell you a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told you to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If you die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shirt on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If you are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some random guy/girl = Is this seat empty?
You = Yes and this one will be too if you sit here.
I'll write more soon!!!
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell you a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told you to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If you die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The popular girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shirt on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If you are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some random guy/girl = Is this seat empty?
You = Yes and this one will be too if you sit here.
I'll write more soon!!!
1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)