Lion

There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one day he he cme back to school it looked like a normal day but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal day but when the bell rang for clas he got a 44 fire arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so you let that be a lesson for you if you had not teased him he would have been fine who knows you could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.

M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!

-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:

Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.

-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Hope you had fun!