1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain
do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and you don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't publish but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain
do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and you don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't publish but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
just to let you know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't you regret
installing Windows 95?
8. You totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't you regret
installing Windows 95?
8. You totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. Write a new article on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the library
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to music and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend or two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch FRIENDS The TV Series
14. Go on google and search weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy random people (this could get you kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size candy land
28. Paint snow
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the library
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to music and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend or two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch FRIENDS The TV Series
14. Go on google and search weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy random people (this could get you kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size candy land
28. Paint snow
