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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

posted by karpach_14

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

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Top 10 Common Dreams Explained

posted by R33n33sm3

Some dreams stay with you long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty or lost...

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Christian quotes and Atheist quotes: Who won here?

posted by darkkhorn19

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. Bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

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28 things guys wish girls knew

posted by karpach_13

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

2.. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more.

9.. If you really...

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101 things to do in wal-mart

posted by karpach_13

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are...

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Random....Questions answer...

posted by moolah

Questions:
Do you think Eggs are disgusting?

Are dogs cute?

Do you fish?

Are you at the age where you can drink?

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?

Do you know who Hayley Steele is?

Have you ever watched Good Luck Charlie?

Ever taken a sponge bath?

Do you have your ears pierced?

Ever broken your butt?

Tea is…?

Ever READ Twilight Saga?

Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?

Ever wanted to die before?

Any siblings?

Chocolate Pie is Gross?

Do you have a cat?

Do you have a dog?

Have you ever had a baby?

Are you father or a mother or nothing?

Do you write stories?

Your best friend’s name is…?

If you had a catch phrase what would it be?

Favorite singer?

Is Robert Pattinson hot or what?

Yes or No?

Black or White?

How to post answers with questions Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)

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I H8 THE BITCHES IN MY CLASS

posted by MiizLadiDiime

Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in year 8 yeah i said it year eight they act like deh 18 or sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u kiss or snog kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i love you i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang you oh come den fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i lost my virginty ooh yh she abused...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by milorox18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room  and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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things a guy should know about a girl

posted by bvbmary15

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

5. Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease you back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...

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Le Boyfriend.

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I know Christmas is over now but these grinch coffee mugs are just too funny

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Ranty-cat in a nutshell

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So COVID 19 is our technical 2319 situation just like in monsters inc

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Ya! It's Rewind Time - Shadow of Destiny (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So let me start this article off by saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an article called Top Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called top tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - Day 23: Drake of the 99 Dragons

posted by Windwakerguy430

I was really not looking forward to this game. Drake of the 99 Dragons is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… more so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published by Majesco and developed by Idol FX, Drake of the 99 Dragons was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with Drake of the 99 Dragons getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being Drake of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....

Merry Freakin' Christmas - Day 6: Fray

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game by the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, you play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. You can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - Day 5: Jenga World Tour

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was more of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the Candy Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...

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