Hey, you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world for 10 minutes?

added by Metallica1147

See how long you can watch it without getting annoyed XD

video

random

weird

crazy

stupid

dumb and dumber

boolander25 lol YES. I did it! Soooooo annoying though. xDD

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Random people

added by shiriny

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With You XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All day long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of Love xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

Kiss On The Lips-I Love You
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost You

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My top 20 favorite animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there music videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I love them more then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I love these two they start out hating each other then become close friends or maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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Questions a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask or Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If You Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would you mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs you and takes a little something off you would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are you sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If you say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all you want, not like I care if you are or aren't...As long as you don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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Favorite Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
------------------------------------------------

•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him or erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go forward when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

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Nature

added by Rodz

Source: wallpaperstock

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Killer pancakes

added by tabithasb13

5

Lol

added by dramaqueen00

Source: I don't remember.....

dd

added by moulan

cute guy pied 3

added by aromate

4

shoo da whoop sparta style

added by emostan

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20 Funny Quotes

posted by invadercalliope

I hope you enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made you smile
8:Clear as a bell my nody said "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

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I'm bored, so here are 34 random facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 random facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. Music is my life.

6. I love to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I love to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I love to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer or dancer when I'm older.

13. Street dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When you turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If you have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
You cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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What's the difference bewteen friends and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...

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Zodiac:Cancer

posted by KitkatKaysa

CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel safe (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled by the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...

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My apology to Cassie-1-2-3

posted by youknowit101

(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of you probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green Day is one of my favorite bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon said what he said about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fans on both sides...

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Learn About Your Chinese Zodiac Sign!

posted by breebree446

Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

Year of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...