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Canada24 I mute out the voices and just read it.. but that's just me

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Larry Pottsmoker. about em books. Featurin Ron weasly n' hermione

posted by fanizzle

Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven fantasy novels written by tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da books chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz ass stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.

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The War,book 3 of Dangerous and Adventurous.(Chapter 1,Sarah.)

posted by adaug

7:00 AM.Today was the day!I ran outside.A small butterfly rests on a tiny plant.I try to catch all of them.Then,I stood frozen.It was there.A Blue jay.I haven't seen one since I was 5.I tried to get a picture.It flew away."Dang."I said.I looked at the flowers on my shirt.Light yellow and purple flowers.I couldn't believe it.School was out.Finally!I followed the clouds to a path.A long path.I stood on the concrete.Shoes in hand.Barefoot steps.I followed the path.Then I saw them.Both of them.
Alicia and Henry.
"Guys?What are you doing?"I asked.
"Sh!Come on."Alicia beckoned me.
I saw the door.We went...

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 5,Sarah,final)Sneak peak inside

posted by adaug

A long cave.I was strolling down with my sword in my sword in my hand.Then,TAP TAP!Ariana stood at the front of the cave.Then,she held up her hand,then instantly the sword flew out of my hand.
"Well,well,well.If it isn't little miss-she-can-defeat-me!Ha ha!WRONG!"Ariana's large voice echoed through out the cave.I ran to her.Little did I know.
She had her sword in her hands.
I fell to the ground holding my aching knee.
"Ha ha ha!You fail!Give up,Sarah.I have Maybelle.You're alone.And you're hopeless.Give...Up."She said slowly.
She walked toward the hut Maybelle was in.
I instantly dropped to the ground.I...

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My way of being smart--chapter 1

posted by adaug

"Hey,Joan.It's Sam.Call me back...when ever...Or sooner.I've been calling for...an hour.So,call me!"Said Sam as she left a voice mail for her friend,Joan.She started to get worried.Joan hasn't called her in a week!She wondered if she should go over to her house,And she did.When she knocked on the door,She heard footsteps.Running,Footsteps."Joan.Joan!Joan?"She repeated."Sh!"She heard come from the peep hole.Sam looked inside the hole.She saw a head peek up,A small head."JOAN!"Sam yelled.Nothing,No sound,Nothing."JOAN!I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"Sam Yelled."Hey girls!"Joan's mom said."Who's at the...

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Chema meets Slenderman

posted by samuraibond005

I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains or dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat rifle rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, or even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy by the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going home afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...

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Why do all of my teachers look like popular characters?!

posted by childofaeolus

I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, or movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one reading teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's description exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one day she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.

6th Grade:...

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50 Ways to get Assasinated

posted by JaseKS

50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave you all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife or husband.

21) Torture a tree infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...

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top 11 things to do when your house is on fire

posted by bubbletl

Top 11 things to do when your house is on fire

1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini you bought as it is going to be hot with fire and all you know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when you start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on fire with picture of your house: A formula which will make you super popular
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about fire and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off fire till...

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what if there was just one more charicter in harry potter part 1

posted by fly210

nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers next to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...

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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the question link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of you then look away when they turn around

Say you have a sixth since where you can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and you should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO SPLIT

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is acting the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are more than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has said that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that you have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the couch "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do you think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are dogs cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do you fish?:

Nope!

Are you at the age where you can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless you try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do you know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have you ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do you have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have you broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry or love you more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave you with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me or come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to you and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if you let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and you too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
You will have your own life, everything you wanted with you.
You will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm bed when your old, knowing that you did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love you so much...

~Reah

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