I am so tired of getting picked on because I am not a girly girl like other people and don't like girly things. I am a fucking tomboy people. I wear all black and red *most of the time* but that does not mean I am going to cry and run away and act shy. Well I am shy but who really cares about that.I am tired of walking into school and getting bullied for no reason at all. Posted over a year ago

Try to figure out what color a smurf will turn if you choke it. Posted over a year ago

just because i said something nice doesn't give you the right to call me your friend all the sudden Posted over a year ago

SUPRIZZE BUTTSEKSS Posted over a year ago

Today is the last day for pssas!! :) Posted over a year ago

One spelling mistake can destroy your life: a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add e at the end of a word: I'm having such a wonderful time.. Wish you were her..... Posted over a year ago

Wot if we're all already in the afterlife, and life is just a psychically connected dream that we are all simultaneously having? And then when people die, it's actually their dead loved ones pouring a bucket of water on their head to wake them up. Posted over a year ago

Today I pushed Twinklestar11 into a boy she hates at school now she is mad at me. I am calling it true love. They are ment to be together. Posted over a year ago

SON: Dad how do I know when someone is drunk?
DAD: Come here, you see the four coconut trees there? Good, a drunk man will see eight.
SON: But dad, there's just two coconut trees there.
DAD: Posted over a year ago

Anyone here way too prone to loving the sympathetic antagonist? Posted over a year ago

A lady told me she is proud to be a virgin and that she will die virgin because she wants to be a good example to her children... Posted over a year ago

I was high af at this gun shop where I work and I could swear a guy came in asking for ammunition for his clock. I was all like WTF man. 6 hours later I realize what happened and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be fired Posted over a year ago

I find it amusing. People who have been on this side for like... 4-5+ years are really not present on the troll answers while people that were here from 0-4 years seem to post a lot in response. Posted over a year ago

Patient - doctor I took my meds at 6 Am today.
Doctor - but I told you to take them at 9 Am.
Patient- I wanted to surprise the bacteria. Posted over a year ago

if you were here like back in 2006 till 2011-2012-2013- 2015 tops you know those were the best years even trolls were funny Posted over a year ago

Whoever says dogs can't smile never met my dog. Posted over a year ago

Honestly I think that tonight reminded me that I never left my early 2012 meme and 'i'm so random rawr lol xD' phase. Posted over a year ago

Can't we get a better quality troll than someone that just call someone bitches? Its pretty lame, I don't know if you can even consider that trolling. Posted over a year ago

That moment when you're not active on a site and when you try to reconnect however they just don't remember. for whatever reason. "And you're just like oh okay you don't remember me well it is my fault yeahhhh" and then you just end the conversation quickly as to not be awkward. Posted over a year ago

* in a demonic voice *. I am evil and I want cheese. Posted over a year ago

omg my mom gave birth to my new baby sister:D im not the only child anyone i'm so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Posted over a year ago

Who got the booty? I got the booty. They got the booty. We got the booty. Posted over a year ago

Boi. Posted over a year ago

Happy late birthday to this sexy blob in my icon! Posted over a year ago

Have you ever noticed once you "fall in love" with a song, and u listen to it a lot, the song seems to go quicker than when the first time u heard it.

this happened to me. I was just listening to the song called "girls" and i just started to listen to it and i went to see how mmany minutes were left and there was like 1 min left already. Posted over a year ago

Super stoked for the rain we're supposed to be getting next week. I just want to put on my worn out trench coat and lay down in the mud. Does that sound like fun to anyone else? Anyone wanna join? Posted over a year ago

I'm a new user here!

By the way, if any of you have Facebook account, can you please like my page? :-)
---> link Posted over a year ago

wot if it isn'tapril fools day Posted over a year ago

An extravagant excerpt from our valiant hero Shakespeare:

"APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!" -April 23rd, 1616 Posted over a year ago

I can't believe i actually joined this gay site & stayed here for this long i've always hated it here it's awful
:vvv Posted over a year ago

You know who should get with Bellatrix? Molly Weasley. That'd be hot AF.
Like AzkaDAMN! Posted over a year ago

April Fool's Day is gay. Posted over a year ago

i love america but hate the ignorant people who uses /understands freedom wrong i can't stand those who says i do what i want without giving a single fuck about respect or that everything has a limit they just act like they own the fucking earth Posted over a year ago

when i'm eating with people i instantly lose my appetite Posted over a year ago

Geesh. Kingdom Hearts sucks its like so made for children with all that disney oh wow how childish how lame. Also Misogi, Akashi, Hibari, Kano, Alone, Ferid, Mika, Fushimi and all those other characters I used to love I hate so much. They all suck man Posted over a year ago

I have a confession to make. My real name is Riku. Posted over a year ago

pizza is gross im glad weed is illegal wow wot a dangerus drug Posted over a year ago

wow women sure r hot nd sexualy attractive omg how did i not notice this b4
guys
guys wot if im straight Posted over a year ago

I have a change of heart. I think guns, anime, and swearing should all be illegal. #ILoveJesus #GovermentIsVoluntary Posted over a year ago

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I hate that bitch Nu-13 now. Posted over a year ago

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent". Posted over a year ago

Evil isn't born, it's made - Regina,Once Upon A Time Posted over a year ago

#SaturdaySatire Posted over a year ago

And you too, Brutus? In that case, die, Caesar. Posted over a year ago

I unironically like the backstreet boys, don't make fun of me. Posted over a year ago

1 fish 2 fish red fish bloo fish Posted over a year ago

That moment when your battery is at 3% and you see your Boss uploadpictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out!Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job. Posted over a year ago

I woke up at 1:30 pm yesterday. I literally have not slept since. I'm still wide awake. How the fuck is this possible. Posted over a year ago

PSA for the retards in the back: Just because I'm about as real as the cat in the fucking hat, doesn't mean I'm not a fucking girl. Do I need to make that more clear on my profile? Do I need to post fucking boob pics? Do I need to act more effeminate? Posted over a year ago

Oh hey, would you look at that, it's almost the 1st of the next month.

It's go time, Fanpopians. >:) Let's make this an April Fools to remember... Posted over a year ago

milk i love it more dan sex Posted over a year ago

Wot if ....all of us(including TheSlimJim as well)are nothing more than fictional characters inside a novel that was written by a real person? Posted over a year ago

Wot if someone actually asked Wot if? Posted over a year ago

Wot if what the fuck did I miss and wot the fuck jim? Posted over a year ago

Wot if I didn't suck at this meme Posted over a year ago

wot if we all made our mottos wot if Posted over a year ago

wot if u guys are unraviling all my secrets wot if i rlly am a alien nd wot if i didnt start wot if???? Posted over a year ago

Wot if THaSlimJim didnt start the "wot if"? Posted over a year ago

link WOT IF THE COLOUR I USED IN THIS IS MEAT POWDER Posted over a year ago

Wot if we are all just figments of imagination created by THaSlimJim's mind??1?/?? Posted over a year ago

WOT IF WE R UNRAVELING HTE FABRIS OF THE UNIVERSE Posted over a year ago

wot if 8thegreat WAS meat powder
wot if.... we r all meat powder????????????? Posted over a year ago

wot if 8thegreat was a literal cup of ramen Posted over a year ago

wot if thaslim is not jim Posted over a year ago

wot if-
o god wAT HAVE I DONE
WOT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posted over a year ago

wot if the fanpop wall doesn't kno its a fanpop wall Posted over a year ago

wot if ur tits didnt kno it was tits
wot if ur penis didnt kno it was penis Posted over a year ago

wot if ur anime didnt kno it was anime Posted over a year ago

wot if ur meat powder didnt kno it was meat powder Posted over a year ago

My favourite colour is meat powder. Posted over a year ago

Food makes everything better. Posted over a year ago

wot if ur brain didnt kno it was brain Posted over a year ago

wot if ur eyes didnt kno they were eyes Posted over a year ago

wot if ur lungs didnt kno they were lungs Posted over a year ago

wot if ur legs didnt kno they were legs. Posted over a year ago

I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH. Posted over a year ago

POST !!!! Posted over a year ago

Does anybody want to marry Crazedsitcomfan? Cause I do. Posted over a year ago

guys Posted over a year ago

yesterday me and my friend made an evil plan on this boy we both hate. (bryce)
here was the plan:
- i lick the jolly rancher and she give it to him
- i tell him today it was licked
but...
plans changed.
this other boy we both hate (simon) got the rolly rancher and ate it.
My friend told him it was licked and he got mad at her. today she was supossed to tell him I licked it. lol cant wait till i find out the result (she told me all this) Posted over a year ago

Those who haven't been to deepweb, haven't seen what true darkness is. Posted over a year ago

mIraCuLoUS SImPLy tHE BEsT uP To thE tEst wHEN thiNgS GO wrONG mIRAcULOUS the LUCkiEst the PoWEr oF LOve AlwaYS SO STRONG
MIRACULOUS

....please send help. Posted over a year ago

Please join th....

Lol no,Fuck off. Posted over a year ago

"I'm so happy!
Aha! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
Living everyday!

I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
Never bother me!" Posted over a year ago

When you think about how big the Earth is, then how small it is compared to the Sun, and how the Sun is just a speck of dust in the universe, it's easy to justify eating an entire chocolate cake. Posted over a year ago

Boy: My mother's
name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.
Teacher: you must be kidding.
Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm
Joking. Posted over a year ago

PSA: When I say I'm a bitch, I'm not joking. I'm not saying I'm just some sarcastic girl, I'm not saying I'm a strong independent white woman who don't need to man, I mean I will be mean to you out of the blue sometimes because I really really don't care about you. That's what being a bitch means. Posted over a year ago

I don't understand why idiots feel the need to validate their own stupidity. Everyone can see they are idiotic but they keep insisting they aren't. It's hilarious. Posted over a year ago

Having a little (well not little) "Fanpop glitch" right now, started Thursday or Friday. Posted over a year ago

"Happy first day of spring everyone" Posted over a year ago

Listen baby, Ain't no mountain high, Ain't no valley low, Ain't no river wide enough if you need me call me no matter where you are Just call out my name I'll be there in a hurry you don't have to worry.......

'Cause baby there Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough to keep me from getting to you!! Posted over a year ago

All the ages are finally back! (at least to me..)

Guess all that complaining rly did work :v Posted over a year ago

Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza. Posted over a year ago

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. Posted over a year ago

Teacher: Why didn't you come school yesterday? Student: my dad's in the hospital. 7days later, Teacher: is your dad still in the hospital? Student:Yes....he's a doctor Posted over a year ago

© 2006-2017 Fanpop, Inc. So I guess Fanpop.com started in 2006...which means I was 3 years late to join Fanpop at the launch. I wonder how many active users that are still here that has a 2006 account lol. Posted over a year ago

KID: Mommy, what's in your stomach?
MOM: Your baby sister!
KID: You love her?
MOM: Of course!
KID: Then why did you eat her!? Posted over a year ago

Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21.

HERE NOW STOP COMPLAINING XD Posted over a year ago

Is anyone else on here right now getting the same massive image wipe-out glitch that I am? None of the pictures to virtually anything are loading, huh.

Probably just me, it always is. XD Posted over a year ago

I have an idea. A Life Alert romance novel....I should stop having ideas. Posted over a year ago