·"Don't look so wounded. We had fun while it lasted."

·"Hey, Hot Rod."

·"Here's the thing, Barbie. I've already trapped him, and since I'm trying to play nice, this is me giving you a fair warning. Back off before you get hurt."

·"Hey, Short Straw."

·"Don't call me Babe."

·"I am not wearing this mass-produced piece of mall crap. I look like I belong on the Disney Channel."

·"I knew she reminded me of a Barbie."

·"Take a good look Hot Rod. This is the last time you're ever gonna see me."

·"I did it for us! If you can't see that, then you really are an idiot."

·"Come with me. Tonight. I can't stay here, but I came back for you."

·"You cast a Facies on me? Like I'm some kind of Mortal?"

·"Are you kidding? I'm supposed to put my books in this filthy tin coffin?"

·"Books? Carry?"

·"You should be careful who you talk to like that Barbie."

·"You think it's me? I'm always the one who gets blamed for everything that goes wrong around here!"