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It was a beautiful day in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, Rainbow Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that you would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until you get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let you down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, Rainbow Dash met an earth pony named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow Dash

Michael: Oh, I've seen you around town before. What are you doing here?
Rainbow Dash: Princess Celestia sent me here to help.
Michael: Well we do need a pegasus, but a mare like you can't get the job done.
Rainbow Dash: That's not true. *Goes to start work*
Manager: *Hiding in a shadow, so you can't see what he looks like* Hey kid, forget about Michael, he was once called Douchebag, but he somehow changed his identity.
Rainbow Dash: Isn't that illegal?
Manager: Not unless you pay the government. Listen, all I need you to do is fly towards part of the cliffs, and kick some rocks down. When they hit the ground, other ponies will collect them. You'll be staying with us for a few days, so we made a place for you to sleep. One of the workers will show you how to get there.
Rainbow Dash: Thanks a lot. *Flies up towards cliff*

The rocks weren't difficult to knock down. At the top of the cliff however, Michael was making plans to sabotage her work.

Rainbow Dash: *Kicks rock down to ground*
Worker: *Picks up rock, and puts it in wagon*
Worker 2: *Pulls wagon*
Worker: Thanks Dash. Keep up the good work.
Rainbow Dash: You got it.
Michael: *Has a big bucket of sand* Hehehehe! This will be great!! *Runs down cliff*

Nearby, was a swing. It was being held back by a rope, but Michael was going to shoot the rope in order to make the swing hit the bucket, and pour the sand on top of Rainbow Dash.

Michael: Nopony can see me. Hahaha! *Aiming gun at rope*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two rocks towards the ground at the same time*
Michael: *Shoots rope*
Worker: There's sand falling from the top of the cliff!
Rainbow Dash: What? *Looks at sand* Oh boy! *Gets hit by sand, and falls on ground, then gets stuck*
Michael: Hahaha! *Walks over to Rainbow Dash* What were you thinking? Just standing there, and letting the sand trap you like that? You're such a wimp.
Rainbow Dash: You caused that on purpose!
Michael: You can't get out, can you?
Rainbow Dash: No!
Michael: If you can't get out of that pile of sand, you probably don't have what it takes to pull a wagon with a heavy load. No wonder why mares get killed in favor of stallions.
Rainbow Dash: I don't believe you!

Later that night, Rainbow Dash was thinking about all the sexist things Michael said to her, and she was worried. Maybe he was right. What if all mares got killed in favor of stallions?

Next morning, she was still feeling sad. Big Macintosh brought some apple cider for the workers.

Michael: Awesome, you're the best Big Mac.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Worker: Cider time!
Rainbow Dash: *Goes to get cider*
Michael: Not you! This is for stallions only.
Rainbow Dash: But I want some!
Michael: Too bad! *Drinks cider* Aw man. This is good.
Worker: *Drinks cider* You'r absolutely right. This is delicious.
Michael: I'm going to collect a lot of rocks for everypony now. *Runs to get started with his work, then falls on ground, and coughs* I don't feel so good!
Worker: *Coughing* Neither do I!
Big Macintosh: *Looks at cider* Oh no! This cider expired.

All the workers were not feeling well. The only ponies in the quarry that didn't drink the cider were Rainbow Dash, Big Macintosh, and the manager.

Manager: *Still hiding in shadow* Can any of you get some medicine to cure these ponies? The pharmacy is a mile away, and we need Code X vitamins to help everypony feel better.
Big Macintosh: I have to go back to Sweet Apples Acres. Later. *Runs away*
Rainbow Dash: I guess it's up to me.
Manager: Yeah. Don't let us down.
Rainbow Dash: I'll be back with the medicine. *Flies to pharmacy*

When she got there, she wasted no time asking for the medicine.

Rainbow Dash: I need all of your Code X vitamins. This is an emergency!
Doctor: I'll get it set for you quickly. That'll be 500 bits.
Rainbow Dash: *Pays doctor 500 bits*

Rainbow Dash was hitched up to four wagons, and they were loaded up with the Code X vitamins. All of the wagons were heavy. Rainbow Dash pulled as hard as she could. Her hooves slipped, so she tried to pull the wagons by flying.

Rainbow Dash: *Can't pull the wagons* I gotta get this to the quarry! I can't let anypony down! I, think, I, can! *Starts to pull the wagons* I'm doing it. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!

She continued saying those four words, and soon it was easy to get all the way to the quarry.

Meanwhile, at the quarry. Everypony was getting sicker, and sicker.

Michael: Uugh! I knew we couldn't trust that blue pegasus!
Worker: She'll be here. I know she will.
Worker 2: You shouldn't have been so mean to here Michael.
Michael: Shut up!
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Special delivery! Code X for everypony that is sick.
Worker: Ha! I knew it.
Michael: *Not happy*
Rainbow Dash: *Stops next to Michael, and is very tired. Much of her face is red from exhaustion, and some sweat is seen coming down from her head.*
Michael: *Stares at Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: And you thought I couldn't pull a heavy wagon. Well, I pulled four.
Michael: I don't believe you.
Rainbow Dash: I don't care. I made it here all by myself, and you thought I couldn't do it. No wonder why mares are better then stallions.

Celestia soon arrived with Pinkie Pie.

Celestia: Well done Rainbow Dash. You brought the medicine here, despite all the bad things Michael said about you.
Rainbow Dash: Thank you Princess.
Pinkie Pie: And now it's time for a party! *Shoots party cannon into sky*

The last few days working at the quarry wasn't so bad for Rainbow Dash. They threw a party for her, Michael got fired for good, and she became friends with everypony working there.

And there is a lesson to this story. Sometimes in life, the only way you can achieve something, is by thinking positive, which is what Rainbow Dash did in order to get all the heavy wagons of medicine to the quarry for everypony working there.

The End
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After Rebecca left his hotel room, Johnny picked up his cell phone, and called Commander Kane.

Commander Kane: Johnny, how are you enjoying your vacation?
Johnny: It's fine, but I met up with a girl who claims to be working for Discord, just to sabotage his organization.
Commander Kane: This could lead to the opportunity we're looking for. You sure you can trust her?
Johnny: I guess there's only one way to find out. I'll report back when I get more intel.
Commander Kane: Very well Lightning. Good luck. *Hangs up*

Inside the airport, Johnny found Rebecca.

Rebecca: I bought us tickets to Sweden.
Johnny:...
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#1: (GTA crossover)

Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out to the tv room, behind it is a few family pictures, and one of Trixie along. On the couch Derpy is seen reading magazine...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: Hey Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings you here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground.
Liam:...
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Song: link

Mike: Heeey.
Sean: What do you want Fonzi?
Mike: Ladies. *Blows his horn*
Rosie: *Pops up in front of him*
Mike: Uuuhhh....
Sean: Too much for you to handle? *Chuckles as he leaves*
Snowflake: What is it with that red diesel? Blowing his horn just to attract steam engines? Anyways, I'm Snowflake from Ponies On The Rails, and I'll be your hostess tonight. We're finishing off this segment of the S.S.S.S with another episode of On The Block, and The Adventures of Rainbow Dash. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping,...
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Song: link

Johnny: *Polishing his Plymouth*
Sean: *Stops at a nearby station* What do you say we finally see who's the fastest?
Johnny: You're on.
Kevin: The race is finally on!
Mily: Is it?
Liam: Your silver friend is going against the CIA agent.
Kevin: And I'm the host for tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We'll see who wins the race after we show you an episode of Johnny Lightning, and Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls.

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But...
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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better safe than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....
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posted by whatsupbugs
Note: Fairy Tail was created by Hiro Mashima and the anime is done by the studios A-1 Pictures, Statelight, Bridge, and CloverWorks. This is a story for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Lucy Heartfilia was the latest member, of Erza Scarlet's team. The team included a group of people, who had magical powers. Lucy's teammates included Natsu Dragneel, an immature and reckless, but very powerful guy, who had fire powers, Gray Fullbuster, a chill guy, who had ice powers, and Erza, the leader and the strongest warrior, that the magical world had ever seen.

Lucy felt like she was lacking, in comparison,...
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Song: link

Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're anime characters, and you live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* Hey guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine...
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Song (Start at 4:16): link

Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great music for you.
Skywalker: Did you forget that we have a show to run?
Master Sword: You're the host you know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last show of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now...
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Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.

Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.

Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes by with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down by a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great show for you. The schedule is down below.

Part 1 - Now

Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G

Part 2 - 8:30

On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14

Theme song...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: The owner of the copyright in this fan fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this fan fiction including any copying, reproduction or performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this fan fiction.

Song: link


Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose*...
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posted by Canada24
Saten Twist as Stan

Trixie Lulamoone/Twist as Francine

Master Sword as Roger

Derpy as Steve




Saten, Derpy, Sword and Trixie are driving around in a stagecoach. Sword and Derpy are now engaged, as Sword is actually very loyal to her. Even if he doesn't always show it.

Saten (driving, with Trixie beside him the other two in the back): Who's excited for our trip to the supermarket, gang?!

Derpy: I am!

Sword: Me, too!

Trixie: Wowee!

Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.

Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the frozen food aisle.

(They pass by a Farmers Market)

Trixie: Hmm,...
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posted by Canada24



Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the boat stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took you so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. You know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do you think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...
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SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do you think you could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank you all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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Song: www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=76&v=tIyOtMYne...ogo

Ethan: *Pulling 3 passenger cars* Well guys, we're glad you had fun, but summer is now over.
Passengers: *Shivering in their bathing suits* Is that why it's so cold?
Kevin: *Throwing a frisbee*
Liam: *Catches the frisbee*
Kevin: Good catch.
Liam: Thanks buddy. *Spots the audience* Oh, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the S.S.S.S. I'm Liam from The Nut House, and I got everything set up for you to enjoy tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Trainz - Bak 2 Bak

Liam: *Throws the frisbee back to Kevin*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Johnny: *Driving his Volkswagen Karmann Ghia through Stuttgart*

Episode 13: Hot Tarmac

List of guest stars

Matthias Schweighöfer as Ferris Bollander
Michelle Hunziker as Talia Volker
Daniel Craig as Discord

Narrator: I had the right car for this assignment. I was hoping to also have the right connections.
Johnny: *Stops at a intersection, then turns right*
Narrator: I had to prove Mexico's innocence by finding out who really shot those missiles into England.
Johnny: *Stops at a cafe, and gets out of his car. He hits the red button on his watch, making the car disappear. He walks into the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Johnny was playing another round of pool. This time, he was playing with Ivanka, while President Trump was getting something special.

Narrator: Something about Pool always kept my mind at ease. It's a fun game, which requires patience just to knock a ball into a hole with a stick.
Johnny: *Hits the 8-ball in a side pocket*
Ivanka: How do you keep doing it?
Johnny: If I told you, you'd be beating me all the time.
Ivanka: *Shrugs* Fair point.
Trump: *Arrives* Look what I brought. *Puts a chess board on a nearby table*
Johnny: I should've known you'd bring this up again.
Trump: Worried that I'll win?
Johnny:...
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