This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep you waiting.
Fluttershy: Were you masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named Photo Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her friends at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the year 1967. It was a beautiful day in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the street between many cars* Yo good morning to all of you motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on top of a yellow Mustang* You better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black pony in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. You gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do you like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are you talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has Rainbow Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, you got Rainbow Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her friends got their sexy marks changed as well. Rainbow Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and Applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from Star Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading Star Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: YOU SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get Rainbow Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
Rainbow Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, you seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes Rainbow Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
Rainbow Dash: Thank you Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. You know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to move around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
Rainbow Dash: What are you talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
Rainbow Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
More Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the show itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my friends man! If there's a show that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
Rainbow Dash: *Standing next to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is next to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank you notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
Rainbow Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some articles from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
Rainbow Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one more thing about this series you should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope you enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told you to!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep you waiting.
Fluttershy: Were you masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named Photo Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her friends at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the year 1967. It was a beautiful day in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the street between many cars* Yo good morning to all of you motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on top of a yellow Mustang* You better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black pony in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. You gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do you like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are you talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has Rainbow Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, you got Rainbow Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her friends got their sexy marks changed as well. Rainbow Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and Applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from Star Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading Star Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: YOU SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get Rainbow Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
Rainbow Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, you seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes Rainbow Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
Rainbow Dash: Thank you Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. You know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to move around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
Rainbow Dash: What are you talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
Rainbow Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
More Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the show itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my friends man! If there's a show that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
Rainbow Dash: *Standing next to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is next to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank you notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
Rainbow Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some articles from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
Rainbow Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one more thing about this series you should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope you enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told you to!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
